Let's Use The Heat Of Our Bodies To Cook This Shrimp

it's magical.

simply magical.

the heat of our bodies.

and shrimp.

I'm allergic to shellfish.

I have an idea.

Let's not.

I like her idea! We should totally use the heat of our bodies for sexin' like she said!

Lucky for you I packed my orifices with cocktail sauce this morning.

its hard out here for a shrimp

Tried to get enthusiastic about the idea. I really did.....but no.

Shared Body Heat = good.
Shrimp = good (unless you are allergic,sorry).

Shared Body Heat + Shrimp = Bad.

This is, indeed, one place the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup effect does NOT apply.

you know what? Count me in on this.

that's the spirit!

that's the can-do attitude i was looking for. if we can put a man on the moon, by golly, we can cook us up some shrimp with the heat from our bodies! harnessing the heat of our bodies for good, rather than as it's been done in the past, for evil purposes.

who else is with us? who will stand with us in this fight for society's acceptance of people cooking shrimp with the heat from their bodies?

My body is FAR too hairy to be used for the purpose of cooking shrimp.

I would but I'm cold about 98% of the time so I'm afraid I wouldn't be of much help.

However, I'll eat it.

& a body can produce heat in so many forms and ways. The shrimp stands not a chance.

That's what he said.

-TM

Check please.

Warm sushi? No thanks.

You're sure she's alive?

hey....is that a short joke???

Uh...aren't those shrimp cooked already?

God I would put someone in hospital if i tried to eat sushi off them

fine, fine: Let's Use The Heat Of Our Bodies To Defrost This Shrimp.

semantics aside, you in or are you out? time's-a-wastin'

I'll just stick with butter, thanks.



Butter cookies...
Butter sandwiches...
Butter soda...
Butter soup...
Butter pudding...
Butter mayonnaise...
Butter popsicles
Butter salad...
Butter burgers...
Butter burritos...

This is getting entirely too silly!