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seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

APR 23, 2008 12:16 PM

An Emu is a BIRD that bites you if your hand gets too close.

An Emo is a TEENAGER who bites you if your hand gets too close.

JusSumKrakr

JusSumKrakr

I'm lost
May 2006

APR 23, 2008 12:18 PM

Ok, good point. Now, what the crap is an emau?

JuliusChurch

JuliusChurch

Brainerd, MN
November 2005

APR 23, 2008 12:19 PM

An emau is a teen aged emu that bites you no matter what.

Kindle

Kindle

Seattle, WA
March 2006

APR 23, 2008 12:20 PM

If you move your hand in front of an emu's face so that it's eyes follow your hand, then push your hand quickly towards it's face, it falls over. It was probably the only thing that saved us from the annoying emu that kept biting us while we were working on building the barn. Well, that and dropping the hammer on it's head. But even the hammer wasn't as effective as disorienting the stupid beast.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

APR 23, 2008 12:21 PM

JusSumKrakr

JusSumKrakr

I'm lost
May 2006

APR 23, 2008 12:24 PM

OneBadDude said:
An emau is a teen aged emu that bites you no matter what.



Smashing good attempt, chap. But failure has found you.

Acronym:
EMAU

Definition:
European and Mediterranean Archery Union

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Waldwick, NJ
June 2003

APR 23, 2008 12:49 PM

Emus don't cry when you take away their eyeliner.

NathanialBlood

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom
August 2006

APR 23, 2008 12:54 PM

They both make me want to punch them though

Shiny_metal_ass

Shiny_metal_ass

I'm lost
October 2006

APR 23, 2008 01:39 PM

One is tough and gamy, and one has feathers and tastes like chicken.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

APR 23, 2008 01:53 PM

No there isn't.



-TM

Mythos_

Mythos_

Germany
March 2008

APR 23, 2008 01:53 PM

Shiny_Metal_Ass said:
One is tough and gamy, and one has feathers and tastes like chicken.


I have no feathers. And how do you know my flavor?

I feel so violated now, I go cut myself.
...And dream of becomming as tough and gamy as an emu one day.

Emo peace!