There is a difference between EMU and EMO!

An Emu is a BIRD that bites you if your hand gets too close.

An Emo is a TEENAGER who bites you if your hand gets too close.

Ok, good point. Now, what the crap is an emau?

An emau is a teen aged emu that bites you no matter what.

If you move your hand in front of an emu's face so that it's eyes follow your hand, then push your hand quickly towards it's face, it falls over. It was probably the only thing that saved us from the annoying emu that kept biting us while we were working on building the barn. Well, that and dropping the hammer on it's head. But even the hammer wasn't as effective as disorienting the stupid beast.

Smashing good attempt, chap. But failure has found you.

Acronym:
EMAU

Definition:
European and Mediterranean Archery Union

Emus don't cry when you take away their eyeliner.

They both make me want to punch them though

One is tough and gamy, and one has feathers and tastes like chicken.

No there isn't.



-TM

I have no feathers. And how do you know my flavor?

I feel so violated now, I go cut myself.
...And dream of becomming as tough and gamy as an emu one day.

Emo peace!