Hey Greaser!

Ask the lady that sold it to you.

Heart Shaped Moobs is the band I want to start.

Pension Scheme is the name of my new band.

My band's name is The Gremlin Hookers. You should check us out sometime.

We should all play a gig together. The Gremlin Hookers should definitely play with my Pension Scheme.

So, I can get backstage passes directly from you. Or should I have my people call your people who can set something up with Greaser's pube hair lady aka ticket master.

I bet Heart Shaped Moobs would like that.

The Gremlin Hookers will let you backstage, but it'll cost extra.

Hahahahahaha!

Definitely had pension scheme issues.

Looks like she was enticed by the Heart Shaped Moobs opening act for the Pension Scheme.

I told you it wouldn't fit. Maybe next time you'll listen

Next time go for the ear.