stupid things done while driving without having to recieve nasty feedback

wanted to be so close to the driver that i pretty much climbed into his lap during rush hour.

reading txt msgs.....

Two words:

Garbage Hunting.

Do your garbage collectors, neighbors & yourself a favor.
Keep your garbage bags & cans at least 2 or 3 feet from the curb.
If you put them in the street, you're just asking for trouble.
And don't think that putting something big and heavy like a cinder block or a bowling ball in there will stop me.
When hit properly and at the correct angles by a vehicle doing 30-40 mph or more, cinder blocks disintegrate and bowling balls become low flying canonballs.

I also enjoy driving on non-lighted, barely used roads at night with my lights off.
I find it relaxing.

During the day I am road rage personified. I'm the guy that passes you on whatever side possible. Legal or not. Gives you the "You are such a fucking useless, irritating waste of flesh, get off the fucking road." look as I speed past you.
I'm driving with a purpose, I have a destination, a schedule to keep and woe be it to the "in my car, behind the wheel doing everything BUT driving", lacadaizical, driving exactly at or under the speed limit, fuck-nut, fool that gets in my lead-footed way.

I drive so maniacly, I make NASCAR drivers wet themselves.

EDIT:

There is one thing, however, that I absolutely REFUSE to do.
I refuse to be one of those self-important twits that uses their cellphone while driving.
These people need to die. Or at the very least be violently and painfully altered so that they cannot reproduce.

Nothing personal jstduckie

I totally buy that.

Hahah I did that too when I was learning how to drive!!!!
Except into a pole

HOOOOLY SHIT!
You're fucking INSANE!

♥ you