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Lusyd

Lusyd

Providence, RI
August 2007

APR 21, 2008 04:48 PM

wanted to be so close to the driver that i pretty much climbed into his lap during rush hour. biggrin

jstduckie

jstduckie

Harrogate, TN
June 2007

APR 21, 2008 04:49 PM

reading txt msgs.....

JustJeff

JustJeff

Taylor, MI
April 2007

APR 21, 2008 04:54 PM

Two words:

Garbage Hunting.

Do your garbage collectors, neighbors & yourself a favor.
Keep your garbage bags & cans at least 2 or 3 feet from the curb.
If you put them in the street, you're just asking for trouble.
And don't think that putting something big and heavy like a cinder block or a bowling ball in there will stop me.
When hit properly and at the correct angles by a vehicle doing 30-40 mph or more, cinder blocks disintegrate and bowling balls become low flying canonballs.

I also enjoy driving on non-lighted, barely used roads at night with my lights off.
I find it relaxing.

During the day I am road rage personified. I'm the guy that passes you on whatever side possible. Legal or not. Gives you the "You are such a fucking useless, irritating waste of flesh, get off the fucking road." look as I speed past you.
I'm driving with a purpose, I have a destination, a schedule to keep and woe be it to the "in my car, behind the wheel doing everything BUT driving", lacadaizical, driving exactly at or under the speed limit, fuck-nut, fool that gets in my lead-footed way. mad

I drive so maniacly, I make NASCAR drivers wet themselves.

EDIT:

There is one thing, however, that I absolutely REFUSE to do.
I refuse to be one of those self-important twits that uses their cellphone while driving.
These people need to die. Or at the very least be violently and painfully altered so that they cannot reproduce.

Nothing personal jstduckie smile

MrStitches

MrStitches

Sag Harbor, NY
November 2003

APR 21, 2008 06:03 PM

hearse83 said:

MrStitches said:

hearse83 said:
what, I already said I slipped up and appologized for it, what else do you want?

Or are you just one of those people that just isn't happy with anything. Even if another person goes 'oh well, you know what, I was wrong..." you still have to find something wrong with them because that's how you roll.

Speaking of rollling do you even have a car?



My point was that what you said in your original post makes it seem like you race your father on the street regularly enough to use the word "usually". That kind of implies that it happens on a regular basis. But then, later, you said you do not street race.

And yes, I own a car.



no, no I said 'usually kicks my ass' (IE physically)



I totally buy that.

BrightRedScream

BrightRedScream

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

APR 21, 2008 06:59 PM

ninadelamorte said:

Vacio said:
erm forgot what peddle was which and nearly charged through the garage door... confused



My sister actually did that when she was learning to drive. Yeah , Dad was not thrilled but I loved it!



Hahah I did that too when I was learning how to drive!!!!
Except into a pole blush

BrightRedScream

BrightRedScream

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

APR 21, 2008 07:00 PM

sillyokio said:
Oh man, I did something totally radical today.



SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I stopped at a fucking stop sign!
In a residential area!
With kids around!



HOOOOLY SHIT!
You're fucking INSANE! eeek eeek eeek

sillyokio

sillyokio

Egypt
January 2005

APR 21, 2008 07:06 PM

BrightRedScream said:

sillyokio said:
Oh man, I did something totally radical today.



SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I stopped at a fucking stop sign!
In a residential area!
With kids around!



HOOOOLY SHIT!
You're fucking INSANE! eeek eeek eeek



zoom image

Chainlink

Chainlink

Christmas Island
August 2005

APR 21, 2008 09:22 PM

sillyokio said:

BrightRedScream said:

sillyokio said:
Oh man, I did something totally radical today.



SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I stopped at a fucking stop sign!
In a residential area!
With kids around!



HOOOOLY SHIT!
You're fucking INSANE! eeek eeek eeek



zoom image



♥ you kiss

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