My theme park would have...

...a ride that vibrated you so violently your molecules shake through the ride itself and you land in a pit of marshmallows thousands of feet below.

Your turn.

a virtual reality park ride where you pretend you're at a better park than the one you are currently in.


sweeeeet.

a petting zoo full of penguins.
and jurassic park style dinos

parsnips.

...Dainty in it.
Thats enough good fun for anyone.

Nekkid girls dancing all about!

penguins you say?

Awwww

.....blackjack, and hookers.

ah, forget the themepark and the blackjack.

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And, of course, the Bender.

real zombies that would eat the guests.

lots and lots of bathrooms

boobs.

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And, of course, the Bender.

One ticket please!

awesome.

Is there a height restriction on that ride?

Exactly the question I had!

:lol:

No, but you must be at least this awesome to experience the Dainty.

...an incredibly dangerous trebuchet ride.

LMAO!!!!! Funny. You have to be under 6 ft tall to ride.

w00t!! 5'7"


... nothing but exits.

But...but...but....I'm 6'1"

...a monorail, with a fist-shaped initial car.

bathrooms larger enough for public lewdness