The Mansion

I also posted this elsewhere. But this one was like a child to me

THE MANSION: A Drama of High Society.



the way the light reflected on colin's face... i could almost swim in his sweaty cheek!



but you barely know him! the boy doesn't even live in a mansion. a mansion like ours, well it's a symbol! a symbol of our superiority to others.



what are you telling her about colin?! you know he was kidnapped by irish thugs! don't you even have a heart, old man?



why, you insulant-



don't i even get a say in this? I am the one who mentally undressed off his sweaty shirt. neither of you know anything about real love.


~MEANWHILE, IN TOKYO...~




well it's official, captain. colin was not only kidnapped by irish thugs, he was kidnapped from THEM by spanish conquistador revivalists! and they won't give him up for any less than 2 mil.



now see here! we don't negotiate with terrors. no sir!



i just may be able to tell you where to find him.



what?! who are you?



let's just say you can call me fred. fred thomas.


~MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE MANSION...~




Colin! is that really you?!!



yes, baby. see, the truth is... when you wanted to see my house... and it's just a duplex, nothing close to the majesty of the mansion...



i don't care about that colin! so you hid from everybody for shame?



for shame, my sweet pea. but i've gone and gotten a full time job now. and soon i'll save enough money for a large and looming mansion for the both of us!



oh! well i must admit, it's hard to imagine life not lived in... the mansion!

Now this.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... is silly!!!

I love the smell of fail in the morning. You know, one time we had a thread bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I logged in. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' bit o silliness. The smell, you know that faily smell, the whole thread. Smelled like... failure. Someday this board's gonna end...

i found it rather amusing. Continue sir.

thanks!

EMBARASSING INCIDENT AT THE MANSION



Do you have the time?



Eleven-thirty. Anything else I can do you for?



How about a smile?



Sorry, pal. I'll fake an orgasm before I fake a smile. Now how about a round in my white cotton panties? Twenty five for you cause I like your shirt.



I'll peg your pardon, young miss! But I am not interested of such types of things! Now what is a woman of ill repute doing in such a place like this... the mansion?



I suppose I could ask you the same question, bellhop! What are you doing here?



Well I'm a friend of the family, and... and it's none of your business! And speaking of business, state yours, missy!



What's going on down here? What's all this shouting? Herman, why are you yelling at my fiancee?



Goodness! Is everything alright down here?



Yes, ma'am. Terribly sorry about the yelling. I was just leaving!



Yeah, you were! Get out of my sight Herman Munster!



Yes, well. Very good then.



I'll have none of this tomfoolery! You two were fighting! And I want to know what about!



Whas all this fighting down here? Why are you yelling at my boyfrien?



Excuse me! What did you call him?! That's my husband you're talking to! And... HERMANNNN!!



I swear there's nothing...going on! I don't even know Rico! I mean...him! I wasn't even doing anything! I was trying to sleep with her! I mean... gulp!



Herman! You three timer get out of my MANSION



I know, right? Like I would even do sex with him!

hahahahaha



PAINFUL TO LIVE IN FEAR, ISN'T IT?
THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN HAVING AN ITCH YOU CAN NEVER SCRATCH.

deeeeeelightful

Too Lame. Did Not Read.

WTF.

Best thread in forever.

Hell yes it is. Great new name, by the way.

Ok...if you make me scroll for the first post. Epic fail!

Good try for effort.

Try again!

jolly good, old chum. care for a banana?

I liked it.

Stop being nice....I like Dainty the God of silliness!

You mean you like it when I am a bitch and say something hurtful followed by an image of myself with the word 'Faily'

You silly, silly man.

Wasn't that one guy in Bewitched? Or was it I Dream of Jeannie?

I know one of the guys is Brion James, kickass character actor who died too young...

god i love you. you freakin crazy bastard. if Dennis Weaver shows up soon i'm hooked.

Has my presence been requested by a lovely young lady?

Special guest star Jack Klugman.

oh my god. I LOVE MCCLOUD.