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Th0mps0n

Th0mps0n

Australia
February 2008

MAR 05, 2008 02:50 AM

Lusyd said:

MissTommy said:

googirl said:
hehe hehe Lusyd's hot..hehehe



num num num

i go insane for the redheaded laydeez

...no really blush



Lusyd looking for these two. Lets make it happen. Call me. wink




Hey dollface saw your ad and uh...well if you're interested meet me at the cornerstore diner tomorrow at 10 for coffee and waffles? no pressure... i'll be the woman with no tshirt on in the far corner. If you are after a quick diner nookie i have no apprehension towards such risque activities.
so, yeah, i hope to see you there babez mwa mwa luv yew sexy x x x

LuxDeadFrog

LuxDeadFrog

Australia
December 2007

MAR 05, 2008 02:52 AM

Vasilisa said:
20 year old recluse and same age pixie seek pet slave to face the cruel world for us, just be able to read and correctly follow shopping lists and lack any notion of personal identity. Those with loud voices or BO will not be considered. Must remain as inconspicuous as possible when not in use.



Will the slave be subjected to disciplinary action?
If so can a frog apply? smile

Stevie_D

Stevie_D

Tempe, AZ
October 2006

MAR 05, 2008 03:49 AM

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Male dancer/sexual performance artist seeking employment/love with single females. I am in exceptional shape will dedicate myself to pleasuring your body and mind. I enjoy most common activities: sun tanning, squat thrusts and pubic hair upkeep. I'm also a very honest person and totally don't have herpes.

Anyway, message me if you're interested in having ten inches of patchouli scented cock/balls jammed into you.

150 roses = 30 min
250 roses = 1 hour

Q_

Q_

Columbus, OH
June 2006

MAR 05, 2008 10:02 AM

Lusyd said:
I"m a an older man who enjoys long walks on the beach and writing poetry. I look good in a banana hammock and love to run and cycle. Will take my shirt off for your smile. Looking for younger red headed girl to rock my world.



*runs for the hairdye*

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

MAR 05, 2008 04:39 PM

MissTommy said:
hahaha crap i spelt laydeez the same as nikon

i think i have a case of the subconscious



That would be a lower case, then... tongue

LuxDeadFrog

LuxDeadFrog

Australia
December 2007

MAR 07, 2008 05:04 PM

LuxPhotoCopy said:

Vasilisa said:
20 year old recluse and same age pixie seek pet slave to face the cruel world for us, just be able to read and correctly follow shopping lists and lack any notion of personal identity. Those with loud voices or BO will not be considered. Must remain as inconspicuous as possible when not in use.



Will the slave be subjected to disciplinary action?
If so can a frog apply? smile



Sorry but I have to withdraw this application, Lusyd gave me a job as a door mat.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

JUN 19, 2010 09:37 PM

Attached, white, lesbian woman seeking no-strings-attached bringer of Yellowtail Shiraz, or sparkling Newfie Duck and a lemon loaf. No sex or physical contact allowed, but you may watch me eat/ drink if you're quiet.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JUN 20, 2010 12:28 AM

PaulNikon said:
Hello Laydeez!!!



Some of the people who posted here are actually married now. Why didn't mine work?

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

JUN 20, 2010 07:20 AM

MWM seeks deaf mute with low standards. Must love cats and surprise buttsex.

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