Personals

S*HM seeks STWFWGP (single tattooed white female with glasses preferably) to cuddle with, and stuff...


















* Kinda single anyway

DNWF (the "N" is for Nerdy ) seeks snuggle buddy. Scruff an asset, but not req'd.

I has scruff

Must love :

Queen to Damian Rice
Tool to Regina Spektor
Otis Redding to Kate Bush





oh, and cats and dogs

Also someone who's awake at inappropriate hours of the night

lol... I'm separated from the wife, and all signs lead to the big D

SW Innie seeks S Outie or Innie for a good time and maybe more! This tummybutton is through with fingertip love, and instead seeks to expand her horizons a little, and wishes to meet like-minded tummybuttons. Feeling frisky? Friendly, positive tummybuttons are a huge turn-on, whether you're a fun-loving innie like me, or an outgoing outie! Likes are long baths, plenty of sunshine, and anything soft and sweet!

we all feel like dicks sometimes....

I'm thinking of the movie snatch all of the sudden

BTW... the fact that Sid fits just about all criteria in my first post, is purely coincidental....

You had me at 'seeks'

Seeking a girl for my boyfriend...

Um...

Okay. Seriously though...

SWM seeks SHEEP (Single Handsome Exquisitely Entertaining Person) for rolls in the hay. Must be vegetarian, and enjoy being closely shorn.

Hail to thee my curvy fair maiden. It is I, Glathkar of the four winds! Just kidding, my name's Chris! I only speak like that when I'm "in game". I'm a LARPer, you see. Anyway, I'm looking for a saucy maiden with whom I can enjoy the spoils of our (hopefully) numerous sexual quests. Non human characters a plus (orc, troll etc). Must be willing to stay in character for extended periods. Oh, and the armor gives me +5 against std based attacks so a condom won't be necessary

I consider myself a very intelligent person, particularly when it comes to politics. I'm only looking for people as astute as I when it comes to the issues. DOCTOR Ron Paul will restore America's true purpose by abolishing the IRS, FDA and killing an infinite number of people. For a first date maybe we could go spray paint ronpaul.com on the overpass near the co-op where I'm staying.

Must have a car (I'm between jobs right now lol), and be 420 friendly.

BAFC seeking perfection.
Oh wait, I found that already. Never mind.

I seek...friends.

Ahoy from the interwebs! Looking for a nerdy girl who appreciates the finer points of technology and computers. That's me working on my home built system. And yeah, it's a Linux. FUCK MICRO$OFT lol! You can come over to my basement apartment (the 'rents will respect our space, I promise) and listen to my extensive collection of .ogg (non proprietary format ftw!!) MC Chris files. Here's hoping you'll be the "open source" to ending my crushing loneliness and finally punching my v card.

where'd you find that picture of skeeve?

Single, white, mostly naked lumberjack seeks sturdy female wrestling companion to share double wide, natural light and gay porn. Let's do this!