Does the person above have a bigger dick than yours?

Well?

I submit a shameful "Yes."

Unpossible.

I dunno. Is it bigger than a babys' arm?

She almost certainly has at least one python-sized penile replica in her toolbox, so I'll have to go with a "yes, very much so" on this one.

It's actually bigger than a whole baby!

Baby sized cock FTW.

Yes. Yes he does.

Yes, he possesses a FAR larger dick than I do...

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attached at the neck, FTW!

I KEED! I KEED!

Mine's totally bigger.

Jackhammer. All I gots to say.

And I want it in me so bad I can taste it.

Nope. I win.

This will take some in depth investigating....

That would probably be more apropos for the "Does the person above have a more expansive vagina than you?" thread

We share the same penis.

Ask anyone, I'll share it just about anything that moves.

Does the person above you have a deeper ass than your's?

No.

Though even mine's not quite large enough to fill the gaping black hole that is his ass.

It's tightness and elasticity you need to worry about. Don't wanna blow your O-ring.

You don't wanna blow my O-ring? I'm so disappointed!

Well, I'd brag about it in the aftermath, but I'm not covering the emergency room and your Depends supply.

no one's penis is bigger than mine. NO ONE's.

Ilectra/Stephy COCK FIGHT!!!!!!