I'm smarter than you.

And it feels so good.

dang

But I win hands down in the aroma department. You see, as a fat man I often smell like candy.

Bah..you are not!

I've got something that you can feel so good!

Oh wait..wrong show.

But ignorance is bliss, so I actually feel better than you do.

hahaha, morons!

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

But I have nice tits, and I get to play with them whenever I want.

*flexes brain*

If you're so smart, then why doesn't your hand match your head? Tell me that, smart guy

Ficksed

Which of course, explains your lack of creativity.

I prefer to try to hide whatever intelligence I may have. People expect less from me that way. Have fun living up to expectations.

is that what god told you?

No, Ron Paul told him that.

you're all so beneath me.

That's because I want you to do all the work. Smartypants