I have a really large anus, and I'm really self-conscious about it...

Is it normal that I have a really large anus?

Do you like big anuses? Or do you just think it's weird?

Do you get funny looks when someone looks into your abnormally large anus? How do you deal with it?

What about the fact that it's so big you can park a turkey loaf in it?

i just LOL'd.

It's a parody, you did your best

Goatcy?

I am running out of filing cabinet space, and could use a bit more storage...

LMAO...get it?...LMAO.....A? Oh nevermind....

Let me blow on it for you.

Turkey loaf = not quite as gross as Olive loaf.

i love pandas!

Is that the proper pluralization of anus?
I'm not sure that's right...
Maybe "anusi"?
Great.
Now I'm gonna be wondering about this all night.
Maybe I should Ask Zarth.
Oh wait... He has me on ignore again.
Darn. Now I'll never know.

i have two 'anusi' ... im not kidding

Does that mean your bullshit comes out twice as much as the normal person?

lol^^^