I have a really large penis, and I'm really self-conscious about it...

Is it normal that I have a really large penis?

Do girls like big penises? Or do you just think it's weird?

Do you get funny looks when someone sees your abnormally large penis? How do you deal with it?

What about the fact that it's slightly curved upward?

I just tell people I have a glandular problem..

I feel fro ya bro...

Yes! We needed this thread.

It's just weird.

You're weird.

So, I'm going to be totally honest. I'm bi and I'm getting married soon. My husband doesn't care and likes it.
I really want a girlfriend! I love my man, but I need a woman's touch every once in a while, and I need a girlfriend to go out with and just have fun...anybody know anybody, or want to get to know me??

I'm legit.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but no woman will ever want you. Natural selection will soon remove your kind from the gene pool.

So you guys don't like my abnormally large slightly curved penis?

*cries*

/dies of laughter

my penis is epic.

and i'm not self-conscious about it.

For every freak, there is another freak that finds the freakiness erotic. stop asking for validation on your body. unless you are seriously deformed someone will find you sexy.

Even if you're seriously deformed, someone will find you sexy. I mean... I don't even want to google for examples!

But what about my abnormally large penis?

you know i love your huge wang.

It's like fucking a horse without the bestiality!

That's EXACTLY what sex with me is like.

and
as well

OK, U2!

Please, sex with me is unpleasant. I am selfish, once I am done I am done.

I'll make a point to finish first, then

that would be great

Well, if there's anything left of me, my wife will finish it off. I wouldn't count on it though.

So what 30 seconds?

lmao. pretty much