sillyokio

Our own queen of silliness, sillyokio, is out pounding the pavement for jobs. Apparently our adoration, appreciation and boob/moob shots are not good enough to pay the bills. I thought that perhaps we can help her by writing her references. So go ahead tell the hiring managers of the world what sillyokio can bring to their business. Perhaps you can explain how her sexy looks, baking prowess, sense of humor, and lovely s can make them do whatever voodoo they do do so well. (Ha! Ha! I typed do do%u2026.)

Isn't she awesomsauce!

She should be a Manager because People WILL listen to her or Else! .... and oh they will
Just Being in her presence will Up moral.

haha.
aww, you kids.

Oh and from the looks of it, Ilectra would need a spanking for her bad behavior..

Oh and with Her in charge Spankings will be the new form of punishment.

Fixed

salute.

Haha, perfect. 'cept, Okio doesn't spank me, it's the other way around.

All system problems will quickly be resolved as she will point out the root of all your company's prboblems is YOUR MOM!

This thread a good idea.

-TM

Your MOM will write her a reference!

-TM

Your mom already did.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

In your butt.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

They are called "professional" references for a reason.

You guys are a bunch of slackers.

She will make your systems hum with awesomesauce and the smell of chocolate chips. She will also kick you in the nuts if you touch her, unless she wants you too.

Get the idea?

Oh, well in that case.

[/shitting on your good intentions]

I don't visit her profile since she removed me from her friend's list after the peanut butter incident.

Your mom. Whatever. You boys like Mex-i-co? Suck it.

Sillyokio will make your profits soar through the roof once all your products mottos and taglines are replaced with super troopers quotes. "How good is our service? Good enough to fuck your mother."

Hire sillyokio or your mom will get it in the butt...with awesomesauce...