Let's all call in dead tomorrow!

Wouldn't it be lovely to have an extra day to ourselves?
Mine will be spent job hunting but nevertheless I would be away from my job.

Mondays are punishment for something terrible.

What do you mean?
Dude, this job I am applying for has the best hours and it's closer to my house!

I need a mental health day anyway, I think everyone could use one of those every now and then.

This Monday I actually know where I'm going and what I'm going to be doing and I'll be making pretty good money, so I'll have to call in dead another day.

Well, if you're gonna make good money then you're excused.
I on the other hand do not make good money for what I am subjected to, thus they can kiss my shiny metal ass.

X_x

I do this every day.

I know and I am jealous.

I am with you...I am calling dead the second week of March, not until then. Unless I die before, of course.

Fabulous Idea...!

Pfffft. Fine, you're excused as well.
I will be texting you most of the morning anyway, hahaa.

Wonder where I got it from....

Wouldn't you need an undertaker's excuse...?

We really should just have 3-day weekends.

From the famous words of Garfield the Cat, I hate Mondays.

Don't be. Seriously. You'd be surprised at how fast it gets old.

Please don't ruin this for me hahaa.

I concur. I am supposed to have next Monday off but I can't wait that long!

I'm sure. I was off for a whole year and went a bit stir crazy...however my job and most jobs in my field are way too stressful and are taking a toll on my health and hair. I am losing my hair. I kinda need a break from working for the man and the damn overworked underpaid education system.
I stand by my previous statement. I am jealous.

Shit! There goes my plan!

I loved this so much I went to leave you a comment and did it in the testimonial space and had to improvise. Sorry... but hey, loving the idea of calling in dead in the midwest until ... May??

I do not get a company-paid day off until May! Then after that July.

The last one was New Years day.

I am glad you like my idea. I want to call in dead and never return to *shakes angry fist* my shitty evil blood sucking job!

I am supposed to get my aid week off in March, I was going to save it but since I am desperate for a new job I will take it if I can make it til March. Doubtful. I am even willing to work at CVS.

Everyone can give my phone number to your employers and ill say im the coroner and vouch for your death. TeamWork people...

THAT is good thinking. You deserve a gold star. If this is going to work we need to work together!!!!!

tomorrow is the start on my weekend

STFU Joe

but I have spent the last 2 days at work

starting at 5:30 AM

/sighs

Fiiiiiiiiine. You can post in this group but if you keep gloating I may have to fly to the UK to kick your ass.


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