Silliness Birthing Center

After noticing all the debauchery going on in this forum, and getting a mysterious call where the only things the caller said were "I'm pregnant. It's yours. *click*", I have decided to start this thread, where the Silliness posters will come here to deal with the imminent birth of their imaginary wedlock babies. The Center provides counselling, Lamaze, macros of kittens, and so on.

The only question for applicants is "Who?" For mothers, the who is the one who "did the deed", for fathers, it's "who did you do the deed to?" It's pretty simple, unless, by some strange happenstance, it ends up being the other way around. But, you're welcome here, too.

Gets the coat hangers in the back alley sterilized, and sets up the baby juicer to sell smoothies in the waiting lounge.

SECURITY!

*walks in wearing a hat that says 'Security' on it* Yessir?

Take the creepy guy with the juicer out of here and...take care of him.

I knew you were against abortion/babysmoothie rights.

Just the baby smoothies. We're partnered with Planned Parenthood. The Center is for those who are keeping the little bundles of wedlock---I mean, joy.

But babies have all the right nutrients and vitamins and are untainted as of yet by things like bad cholesterol.

Dude these little whiners are a healthfood goldmine for aging baby boomers who want to recapture their lost youth.

ain't none of ya'll bitches bought me a diamond

Au contrare.

*Presents diamond*

Well I would if Pirate here would let me sell these juiced babies.

*throws out another bag of bones and shredded skin*

Also he stole that from a dead hooker that I also killed

pirate, babe, depo provera has me all locked up like fort knocks but feel free to try

I'll try, but first, this thread's been derailed.

?

i think he wants to breed

yeah we're good at that

Ahhh

Nope, just going for Silliness.

Breed her silly you mean.

lets get YOU pregnant, you can have a butt baby

When ever a chick I have met announces online that she is pregnant, I ask if its mine.

Okay. First applicant: inmypants
Did the deed to: Colinism

*craps out a butt baby*

*Flushes*

Man you women complain too much.

*orders a smoothie* Y'know he's got a point... You should try one... *gets one for pirate*

Mice and other rodents eat their newborns. Why can't we eat our abortions?