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wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:15 PM

After noticing all the debauchery going on in this forum, and getting a mysterious call where the only things the caller said were "I'm pregnant. It's yours. *click*", I have decided to start this thread, where the Silliness posters will come here to deal with the imminent birth of their imaginary wedlock babies. The Center provides counselling, Lamaze, macros of kittens, and so on.

The only question for applicants is "Who?" For mothers, the who is the one who "did the deed", for fathers, it's "who did you do the deed to?" It's pretty simple, unless, by some strange happenstance, it ends up being the other way around. But, you're welcome here, too.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

FEB 06, 2008 08:22 PM

Gets the coat hangers in the back alley sterilized, and sets up the baby juicer to sell smoothies in the waiting lounge.

wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:26 PM

Colinism said:
Gets the coat hangers in the back alley sterilized, and sets up the baby juicer to sell smoothies in the waiting lounge.



SECURITY!

KingBear

KingBear

Pittsburg, CA
January 2008

FEB 06, 2008 08:26 PM

*walks in wearing a hat that says 'Security' on it* Yessir?

wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:27 PM

Take the creepy guy with the juicer out of here and...take care of him.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

FEB 06, 2008 08:28 PM

I knew you were against abortion/babysmoothie rights.

wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:30 PM

Colinism said:
I knew you were against abortion/babysmoothie rights.



Just the baby smoothies. We're partnered with Planned Parenthood. The Center is for those who are keeping the little bundles of wedlock---I mean, joy.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

FEB 06, 2008 08:31 PM

But babies have all the right nutrients and vitamins and are untainted as of yet by things like bad cholesterol.

Dude these little whiners are a healthfood goldmine for aging baby boomers who want to recapture their lost youth.

Mavericka

Mavericka

I'm lost
October 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:32 PM

ain't none of ya'll bitches bought me a diamond tongue

wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:33 PM

inmypants said:
ain't none of ya'll bitches bought me a diamond tongue



Au contrare.

*Presents diamond*

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

FEB 06, 2008 08:34 PM

Well I would if Pirate here would let me sell these juiced babies.

*throws out another bag of bones and shredded skin*

Also he stole that from a dead hooker that I also killed

Mavericka

Mavericka

I'm lost
October 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:35 PM

pirate, babe, depo provera has me all locked up like fort knocks but feel free to try

wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:37 PM

I'll try, but first, this thread's been derailed.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

FEB 06, 2008 08:38 PM

inmypants said:
pirate, babe, depo provera has me all locked up like fort knocks but feel free to try



?

Mavericka

Mavericka

I'm lost
October 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:39 PM

Colinism said:

inmypants said:
pirate, babe, depo provera has me all locked up like fort knocks but feel free to try



?



i think he wants to breed tongue

Mavericka

Mavericka

I'm lost
October 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:39 PM

we3_pirate said:
I'll try, but first, this thread's been derailed.



yeah we're good at that

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

FEB 06, 2008 08:39 PM

inmypants said:

Colinism said:

inmypants said:
pirate, babe, depo provera has me all locked up like fort knocks but feel free to try



?



i think he wants to breed tongue



Ahhh

wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:41 PM

inmypants said:

Colinism said:

inmypants said:
pirate, babe, depo provera has me all locked up like fort knocks but feel free to try



?



i think he wants to breed tongue



Nope, just going for Silliness.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

FEB 06, 2008 08:42 PM

Breed her silly you mean.

Mavericka

Mavericka

I'm lost
October 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:42 PM

lets get YOU pregnant, you can have a butt baby

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

FEB 06, 2008 08:43 PM

When ever a chick I have met announces online that she is pregnant, I ask if its mine.

wereduck

wereduck

I'm lost
July 2007

FEB 06, 2008 08:44 PM

Okay. First applicant: inmypants
Did the deed to: Colinism

biggrin

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

FEB 06, 2008 08:45 PM

*craps out a butt baby*

*Flushes*

Man you women complain too much.

KingBear

KingBear

Pittsburg, CA
January 2008

FEB 06, 2008 09:59 PM

*orders a smoothie* Y'know he's got a point... You should try one... *gets one for pirate*

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

FEB 07, 2008 03:21 AM

KingBear said:
*orders a smoothie* Y'know he's got a point... You should try one... *gets one for pirate*



Mice and other rodents eat their newborns. Why can't we eat our abortions?

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