Wearing a suit of skin... Any tips?

I have never had the need to wear a skin suit before and wanted to ask some opinions, get some feedback before sharpening up my butcher's knife.

Im definitely looking at more of a 'smart casual' skin suit rather than an 'executive style' but would love to be able to mix and match it with t-shirts, jeans, casual shoes etc. Be able to dress it up or down depending the requirement.

My only preference - it shouldn't clash with my little dog.

Any tips?

*insert random 'Silence of the Lambs' reference here.

Shave.

Would you fuck me?

I'd fuck me.

It puts the lotion in the basket

$2.00

Be sure to tuck. Use tape if you have to.

It's all about the hair.

Thank you and goodnight.

Use skin from somebody larger than you so you don't run out.

If you live in a colder climate, you might be happier with skin from a particularly hairy person.

Take note of tattoos and their locations beforehand. You don't want a unicorn in the middle of the back of your new skin suit.

Learn to dance.

Close. But this is the video that should go here:

1. Make sure it's your own skin.
2. Make sure it's covered at all times.

Other than that it's pretty easy to mix and match. You can really dress-up a skin, or "birthday" suit any way you like. Avoid butchers knives, though: a skin suit has the amazing ability to repair itself, but there are limits.

Thank you. I was waiting for that.

Now I'm gonna be playing that and 'the Song of The Count' over and over again all night.

To add suspense and intrigue try keeping the women in a pit days "before" you kill them.

all animals contain enough brains to tan their own hides.
seriously. There will always be enough brains to rub all over the entire skin, in order to properly prepare it for wearing.

Ok, should I be worried about the fact that you have that information handy?

No, that info is common amongst Boyscouts.

No wonder I never got my Badges.

Don't wear your ass for a hat.

no, don't worry about a thing.

but can you help me put this couch in my van?

hahahahaha

what you've failed to mention is it male or female skin your thinking of wearing as that will make all the difference to the kind of accessories that will go with it

I don't know, your van smells like chloroform.

oh wait...is she a great big fat person?
i love that part.