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Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

FEB 06, 2008 05:29 PM

I have never had the need to wear a skin suit before and wanted to ask some opinions, get some feedback before sharpening up my butcher's knife.

Im definitely looking at more of a 'smart casual' skin suit rather than an 'executive style' but would love to be able to mix and match it with t-shirts, jeans, casual shoes etc. Be able to dress it up or down depending the requirement.

My only preference - it shouldn't clash with my little dog.

Any tips?

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

FEB 06, 2008 05:30 PM

*insert random 'Silence of the Lambs' reference here.

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

FEB 06, 2008 05:33 PM

Shave.

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

FEB 06, 2008 05:35 PM

Would you fuck me?

I'd fuck me.

Q_

Q_

Columbus, OH
June 2006

FEB 06, 2008 05:36 PM

It puts the lotion in the basket

mattonehs

mattonehs

Richmond, CA
December 2007

FEB 06, 2008 05:36 PM

$2.00

GrumpyGringo

GrumpyGringo

Fort Worth, TX
June 2007

FEB 06, 2008 05:37 PM

Be sure to tuck. Use tape if you have to.

Kindle

Kindle

Houston, TX
March 2006

FEB 06, 2008 05:40 PM

It's all about the hair.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

FEB 06, 2008 05:42 PM

Robotsatemyhair said:
Would you fuck me?

I'd fuck me.



Quirky said:
It puts the lotion in the basket



Thank you and goodnight.

Greaser

Greaser

New Orleans, LA
July 2006

FEB 06, 2008 05:57 PM

Use skin from somebody larger than you so you don't run out.

If you live in a colder climate, you might be happier with skin from a particularly hairy person.

Take note of tattoos and their locations beforehand. You don't want a unicorn in the middle of the back of your new skin suit.

Q_

Q_

Columbus, OH
June 2006

FEB 06, 2008 06:00 PM

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

FEB 06, 2008 07:20 PM

Close. But this is the video that should go here:

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

FEB 06, 2008 07:24 PM

1. Make sure it's your own skin.
2. Make sure it's covered at all times.

Other than that it's pretty easy to mix and match. You can really dress-up a skin, or "birthday" suit any way you like. Avoid butchers knives, though: a skin suit has the amazing ability to repair itself, but there are limits.

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

FEB 06, 2008 07:25 PM

PaulNikon said:
Close. But this is the video that should go here:



Thank you. I was waiting for that.

Now I'm gonna be playing that and 'the Song of The Count' over and over again all night.

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

FEB 06, 2008 07:36 PM

To add suspense and intrigue try keeping the women in a pit days "before" you kill them.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

FEB 06, 2008 07:40 PM

all animals contain enough brains to tan their own hides.
seriously. There will always be enough brains to rub all over the entire skin, in order to properly prepare it for wearing.

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

FEB 06, 2008 07:50 PM

sitar said:
all animals contain enough brains to tan their own hides.
seriously. There will always be enough brains to rub all over the entire skin, in order to properly prepare it for wearing.


Ok, should I be worried about the fact that you have that information handy?

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

FEB 06, 2008 07:52 PM

Cosmo said:

sitar said:
all animals contain enough brains to tan their own hides.
seriously. There will always be enough brains to rub all over the entire skin, in order to properly prepare it for wearing.


Ok, should I be worried about the fact that you have that information handy?



No, that info is common amongst Boyscouts.

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

FEB 06, 2008 07:56 PM

PaulNikon said:

Cosmo said:

sitar said:
all animals contain enough brains to tan their own hides.
seriously. There will always be enough brains to rub all over the entire skin, in order to properly prepare it for wearing.


Ok, should I be worried about the fact that you have that information handy?



No, that info is common amongst Boyscouts.



No wonder I never got my Badges.

Metaverse

Metaverse

USA
March 2005

FEB 06, 2008 08:21 PM

Don't wear your ass for a hat.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

FEB 06, 2008 09:44 PM

Cosmo said:

sitar said:
all animals contain enough brains to tan their own hides.
seriously. There will always be enough brains to rub all over the entire skin, in order to properly prepare it for wearing.


Ok, should I be worried about the fact that you have that information handy?



no, don't worry about a thing.

but can you help me put this couch in my van?

Metaverse

Metaverse

USA
March 2005

FEB 06, 2008 09:56 PM

sitar said:

Cosmo said:

sitar said:
all animals contain enough brains to tan their own hides.
seriously. There will always be enough brains to rub all over the entire skin, in order to properly prepare it for wearing.


Ok, should I be worried about the fact that you have that information handy?



no, don't worry about a thing.

but can you help me put this couch in my van?



hahahahaha

spamtwo

spamtwo

United Kingdom
April 2006

FEB 06, 2008 09:59 PM

what you've failed to mention is it male or female skin your thinking of wearing as that will make all the difference to the kind of accessories that will go with it

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

FEB 07, 2008 03:41 PM

sitar said:

Cosmo said:

sitar said:
all animals contain enough brains to tan their own hides.
seriously. There will always be enough brains to rub all over the entire skin, in order to properly prepare it for wearing.


Ok, should I be worried about the fact that you have that information handy?



no, don't worry about a thing.

but can you help me put this couch in my van?



I don't know, your van smells like chloroform.

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Seattle, WA
June 2003

FEB 07, 2008 03:50 PM

oh wait...is she a great big fat person?
i love that part.

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