Bear Force 1
Tiger_Fodder
Trolling and YOU, via Cromartie High
SockPuppet
You are single. So you are worthless. 2008 [3]
The family that I live for only breathes the air that smells of combat!
ckdexterhaven
Does the person above have a bigger dick than yours? [2]
hk85
Why are Fucks such Fucking Fucks?
NoSmoking
Fuck you Valentine and the fucking horse you rode in!!!!
sweetloretta
This thread sucks
ron4164
You know you're a snob when [8]
Kindle
This is one SUCK ASS thread... [5]
Varuka_Salt
I LIKE TURTLES Too
AceT
Can you do this with your beard? [2]
g_whiz
Can you do this with your spear?
Black_Beard
I can still hit on 21 year-olds, but I don't want to!
LuxDeadFrog
Give OlafTheTroll the answer [2]
ElizaTheTroll
LET'S PANTS!
I am officially too old for statuory rape. [2]
Design my first tat and win a new car!!
Just another day at the office.
ShadowDrgn
*pouts* [2]
Fishies [2]
Fuck Valentine's Day [5]
CodyW
I have a really large anus, and I'm really self-conscious about it...
stosbetLP
sillyokio [2]
Ilectra
Tinyhobo's Tom Brady Hatred Thread [5]
Can you convince us that you have tourettes?
Dainty
NEW Television Technology, It's Almost like being there
siamkittie
Screw music [3]
PaulNikon
Mia Kirshner is sexy as sin! [2]
buh?
Free Monitor Cleaning
I have a really large penis, and I'm really self-conscious about it... [3]
emotedcreations
Free Monitoring Cleaning (Part Duex)
zarth
Ladies of Silliness....Pick your lady! [2]
xbob13x
Writer's Block
thefreak
Yo MisterSatan!
sillyokio
The soft core porn 10+ commandments... [2]
Faytal_Kraydel
FreakPirate Wrestles His Best Friend... [4]
Subrosa
Philip Shenon
tuttifrooti
Hey. Guess What? [2]
plasticfangs
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1. Thou shall not show penetration.
2. Thou shalt not do anything even remotely worth watching. Except maybe kissing. Kissing is hot.
3. Thou shalt not show "money shots".
4. Thou shall play the cheesiest background "music" possible
5. Thou shalt have awesome plots that everyone ignores.
6. Thou shall include the most hideous wardrobe and makeup choices.
7. Thou shall involve horribly faked moans and dialogue
8. Thou shalt be shown upon Skinimax after the witching hour.
10. Thou shall never be any fucking up the butt
11. Thou shall feature a pizza delivery person because everyone knows that is where all the hot people get jobs
12. If it's too early to order pizza, you may substitute the pool boy.
13. Thou shalt cover all females with strategically placed bubbles during any bath scene.
14. Thou shall be suitable for viewing among weary travelers staying in popular hotel chains.
14. Thou shalt make tellyfodder for 14 year old girls to enjoy while eating ben and jerry's with their friends
15.Thou shalt have a picnic scene, with windblown hair, flowers, and bad poetry.
16. Thou shall be badly dubbed with inappropriate and unsexy accents.
17. Thine men shalt wear sports jackets without shirts underneath.
Eternalexile said: 17. Thine men shalt wear sports jackets without shirts underneath.
I'm going to do this for my plane trip on Saturday.
18. Thou shalt always include the melodious pan flute in thy soundtrack. Coo coo cooo dooo.
19. Thine stars must have ridiculous names along the lines of "Buster Hymen" "Jessica Juggs" or "Rock Hardman".
20. Thou shall feature the most unattractive men and the most plastic women you can find
21. Thou shalt have at least one shot focusing on lit candles and/or rose petals, while the crappy sex is completely out of focus.
22. Thou shalt have sound that does not match the "actors" mouths at least once in the movie
23. Thou shalt have the following line spoken: "What happened to the stolen jewels?"
24. Thou shalt force women, who are mortal enemies, to kiss, and make up.
beaky
Miami, FL
April 2003
FEB 06, 2008 12:47 AM