Vern Fonk

Wow. Just....wow.

The man is a blight upon the airwaves. Among other things.

Wait, you mean this actually exists? We didn't watch TV while I was in Seattle. Wow. . . just wow.

you should see the one that is a parody of that sir mix a lot song about big butts. and btw people really do honk when they drive by vern fonk.

Dance!

But, shapoopi is a funny word.

Dudes! He ate cream off that bald guy's dome! I bet it tasted just like scalp too. That's hardcore.

You have him down there, too? My condolences.

He stole it from Mel Brooks.

I miss Cal Worthington (and his dog spot). He'd eat a bug if you could find a better deal.

I'm a Crazy Ernie guy.

Weirdos.

I like this version of Shipoopi better.

Bump.

Cause I've been saying SHAPOOPI! all day.

I love you, you know that?

-TM