I Fear Change....

I eat change for breakfast.

The quarters I have to save for laundry, though.

Do you know how many dirty pockets change has been in?

I wish change were blowing in the wind. I could buy stuff from the vending machines.

Try being a bank teller. Roll your damn change.

the only change to fear is change itself

And then what, smoke it?

No, just don't bring a bunch of loose change in- have it rolled to make things go faster.
Although, now that you mention smoking, we did have a person drop their weed in my building. Security Forces and Air Force Investigations got involved. Fun.

can't say i have ever looked at the front page...

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