The Rant Thread

Why the fuck hasn't somebody already made a thread for random rants? Do I have to do fucking everything around here? I mean, seriously. I used the fucking search engine and everything. Of course that thing completely sucks. I mean, how fucking hard is it to make a search function that actually works, for fuck's sake? So I don't know, maybe there is already a fucking Rant Thread out there and now there's two. I hate that. I hate it when there's a bunch of fucking threads covering the same damn ground. I hate thread proliferation. Fucking hate it. There are enough fucking threads out there without making a new one every goddamn couple of minutes. I mean, what the fuck? Don't you people have anything better to do? Jesus.

And don't tell me I fucking have to use paragraphs.

I hate being sick. I hate always being sick. I hate having a weak immune system. I hate the fact that my boss is a bitch because I cannot come in til next Tuesday meanwhile I got sick at her place of business, and she won't give her employees healthcare.
I hate how my laptop has adware, again. I hate how slow it is working.
I hate snow. I hate living in NY.

You know, most of the time people use their friend's threads or random rants, but obviously those aren't working so well right now. What the fuck is up with that? Apparently you can't write anything without it being seen by someone. There isn't even a private blog setting, in case you want to get rid of a blog that you posted and don't want up anymore. You have to go back and edit your entry. Total BS.

The drivers around here test my patience. They treat stop signs as suggestions, not as part of traffic laws. In a residential area, no less. Where there are idiot kids who pay no attention to through traffic. In a morbid way, I almost wish a pedestrian would get drilled around here, because then, even if the drivers don't smarten up, at least we'd be guaranteed some police presence.

On the topic of creative driving, why can't anyone make a left turn properly? They always take them at interesting angles, cutting across the lane that is technically for oncoming traffic. Granted, cell phone conversations are always more important than silly things like roads and cars when you're driving.

The drivers are like tht here as well. I suppose everyone everywhere think the laws aren't made for them.

So yesterday im int he supermarket looking to procure a few things for dinner. First off i am wearing my very very red hair in pigtails and im feeling very very cute. I walk into the store the first thing i get is an old lady who looks at me in shock and then mutters "kids today" while looking me in the eyes. I'm a little shocked but i move on. My boyfriend at this point is pushing the cart and there's this little munchkin kid coming his way. Now this if hte first sign that this is going to be a 'fun' shopping trip. The kid gets within 2 feet of our cart and finally notices he's headed into an oncoming cart. Stupid kid. After this i decide to take the cart myself.

I am cruising around this store (which is grocery store on one end and kmart on the other) and the second i hit the grocery section there is a noticeably drop in the already lacking IQs of these customers. These old woman are standing there, mouths open like a turkey in the fucking shower their carts blocking ever single imporant row. So i, being skilled with my shopping cart manage to steer around these vacant husks even as they walk out in front of me. So im halfway though my shopping here, when i come across the brakfast/cereal/pancake mix section. I stop. There are 8 carts lined up and down each side of the aisle, each owner more clueless then the next. I roll my eyes and decide i can skip this one.

I go down the next one and at the end of it there is this woman in a leatherjacket and cowbow hat heading straight for me. She whips around hte corner and decided to play chicken with me. TOTALLY not paying attention. I'm never one to back down from chicken but i had a carton of eggs in my basket so i steared out of the way only to hear a "Thats right i was here first" as i go buy. I hold my tongue and thing to myself how great a story this will be to tell my penpal and move on. So i go to round the head of hte aisle to go into the next and final one before frozen food and i can get the hell out. Guess what. There are two women there debating FUCKING DEBATING over which kind of Bounty papertowels to get. I stopped. Thinking about first how to get around them as they were blocking the whole aisle with their large asses (which probably got that way over sitting and arguing about meaningless shit their whole lives) and the only way past was to go between them and thier beloved Bounty. And as im figuring this out i realize that what they are looking at is just one giant display of the same papertowl some with different color wrapers. So i laugh a little and stear in front of them realy quickly so as not to enrage the bitter Titans. I hear behing me "Get some manners little bitch". And laugh as i finish my shopping.

And that was my supermarket adventure/rant. Fucking Michiganders. I hate how absent minded people in general are but god damn this is an all time high for rudness and stupidity. We totally shold have nailed that one kid with our cart....

I'm fucking tired of work. If it's not one kind of bullshit it's another. I hate retail and I hate customer service. People this time of year, on both ends, blow. They suck, seriously. "What? You want a Wii? You and every other fucktard in the world wants one. Did you see any in the case? No? Then guess what, we don't fucking have any! Why would you wait until the last minute to procure one? Did you seriously think they would go on sale?! Are you fucking kidding me? The most "in demand" item this season and you think they might go on sale? You've got to be fucking kidding me! Go get run over by a Nintendo truck will you? Save us all the misery of your retarded thought process." I'd probably lose my job if I said that but I think it every five minutes when someone comes in or calls me for one. "No, asshole, we don't know when we're getting another shipment. They won't tell us so we won't be mobbed by angry dicks like yourself that may not be the first one in line for the limited shipments that we get. And, no, we don't put them out first thing in the morning. Actually, we wait until just after people's lunch breaks so that we know you'll be at work and we might actually be able to load them into the display case."

/rant continues offline as I head into work.

No shit. People don't pay any fucking attention to the world around them. It rains here a lot. It's fucking Seattle, you know? It's our fucking schtick. There's actually more annual rainfall in New York or Chicago, but we get the rep. I don't know why, people are just fucking stupid, I guess. Anyway, it does rain frequently if not usually hard, and people always break out their umbrellas. And these fuckers with umbrellas are always walking under the fucking awnings on the street. Why? Why the fuck do they do that? They get in the way of the people who don't have the fucking umbrellas, they fucking hold their fucking umbrellas right at my fucking eye level, never look where they're fucking going. Shit, if they thought about where they fuck they going they wouldn't be walking under the fucking awnings, now fucking would they? Fucking idiots. I saw some dumb chick yesterday standing with her umbrellas out in the fucking bus tunnel. The fucking bus tunnel, people. The bus. Tunnel. What the fuck?

They're like those fucking idiots when you're going through double doors, they always wait at the door you just opened and then go through that. Why? There are two fucking doors, asshole. What are you, stupid? Are you a cow? Having you been eating cow brains? I mean, what the fuck? I don't know why people do that. They never fucking pay attention. And they're always walking so goddamn slow. Maybe that's because they really don't have any fucking idea where they're actually going. Of course, they can't just not go - no, they'll figure it out on they way. Jackasses. Of course it's worse when drivers do it. Just stopping in the middle of goddamn intersection or whatever, and thinking, "Duh, do I need to turn here?" Why didn't you think about that before you started blocking traffic, you retarded goddamn dumbass? Oh, right, cow brains.

Fuckers.

Shut the fuck up, I do that at work just to piss people off. It's the only enjoyment I get. Will you deny me this?!

Generally the problem i have with double doors is that i open the door to be nice to them. And then they go to the door next to me which is not open and open it themselves. WHY?! I JUST OPENED THE DAMN DOOR FOR YOU!!!!!!!

I think it is really quite simple to use your own shower gel. I am a bit fussy about shower gel, mine is non-smelly, non-anything. It is really basic stuff. That doesn't make it cheap, by the way. And it doesn't make it anyone's but MINE. There are more than enough bottles of showergel in that room as only five people use it, so it makes no fucking sense that you would steal from me. Do you steal toiletries from the supermarket? (Better do that than steal from me, thanks.) Do you hoard up toilet roll from public toilets? Actually you probably do as you take mine from the bathroom and hide it in your bedroom for days at a time when I really need a shit and can't find any toilet roll, because I know I put some in there last night. But seriously. Do you perchance use my toothbrush when I'm not around, as well? I hope so, because if I do have glandular fever... now, so do you.

Stay the fuck away from my toiletries, housemates, before I murder you with a shower cord. Or a toilet roll tube. Fuck it, if you carry on I will come up with a way to kill you with a bath sponge.

What the hell is it with these damned fancy can openers which require an engineering degree from MIT to operate and what the hell happened to my old twisty ones? I miss the twisty ones, which never fail you at the crucial moment.

What's the deal with airline food?

There is none. That is all.

+1 I feel you on that

Who are the ad wizards that came up with that one?

Why the hell am I wasting my time trying to explain your OWN goddamn job to you?

the fucktards that bitched about being allergic to peanuts.

Darwin had a theory about that...

Why can't I have what I want sometimes? Why does everything have to be so much work ? I work hard. I try to do the right thing. I don't ask for much at all. I just want to be happy damnit!!!!!!!!!!

and as for my job...why do I have to keep telling my bosses wtf to do because they ignore the obvious so much?! Fucking idiots..I'm smarter then all of you with my 2 yrs of college then you are with your supposed 4 yr degrees...learn2think ass bags!!!!

Darwin is smart. This is true.

There are three fucking chinese places in this bitch of a town and not one of them fucking delivers. Seriously, I have a craving, WANT NOW! Fuck you three chinese places!

Jesus fucking god! I'm so tired of 90% of our fucking conversations being stupid smiley faces and complete silence because YOU can't grow the fuck up.
I have nothing to say to you.

I fucking hate Chinese buffet restaurants. I order stuff that I know that I like. I don't want to sift through unlabeled trays of things that I don't recognize. I also want food that was made specifically for my order not stuff that's been sitting out with flys and people sneezing on it.