Debating tactics that should result in an immediate zot

"Let's see you run the country/play the guitar/fight in the war! You couldn't! So you have no right to say anything on the subject!"

"All aesthetics are subjective. Therefore, you can't say anything bad about my favorite band."

"You can't possibly know all the mitigating facts on this story so you can't say anything about it."

"I don't care what the scientific study says, television never made me go out and kill someone/I survived that 'dangerous' playground equipment/smoking hasn't given me cancer!"

"Things were so much better back when..."

Anything involving the phrase "raping my childhood".

Psh, this is at least as good as anything TheCoolerKing writes.

Your aesthetic subjectivity just raped my childhood memories of playing guitar during Vietnam. by the way.

How is this news?

It's not news; it's not even objective.

Who?

"Look, I don't care what anyone says, I have a friend who works in the field and THEY said..."

"They disproved that on MythBusters, the most scientificaly accurate show in the history of the world"

Courtney's a member on a technicality, so don't ever point our that she's a strung out, self-important wastoid.

Oh, and she's allowed to be a terrible mother because men are allowed to be drug addicts, seeing as how making fun of Keith Richards for his addictions is exactly the same as being permissable of a person you've never met.

you're not even from america, so what you say doesn't even matter

And on the flip side, "You're an American. You're all fucking stupid so shut yer gob"

LOL
wait what?

It doesn't seem to be as big of a deal now, but a couple years ago any criticizing of Courtney Love yielded vitriolic reactions from people misguided enough to view her as anything other than a piece of garbage. Their reasoning was that she's a member because she has a profile and made a rambling, self-important blog entry once and has likely never come back. So clearly that's like harassing an active member.


I can't find the profile, but it was quite a treat.

I know I'm so ill I'm basically asleep and possibly hallucinating, but what?!

"That's just, like, your opinion, man"

And anything suggesting that opinion is a form of debate.

It effortlessly defies reasonable logic, hence its entry in this thread.

no matter what I say you would not believe me . Not even gonna' waist my time.

I get this one all the time.

Also,

courtney

And the accompanying meme.

I'm open to all oppinions, and your an idiot.

Fixed.

Y'all are just hatin' cuz ur ugly.

"oh, like you never experimented with your dog when you were a horny awkward teenager?"