Invent a new holiday

It's holiday season. Some like the holidays; others, well... not so much. Maybe it's just because the ol' traditional festivities are not what they could be.


So... if you were in charge, what holiday would you establish?

Siege Engine Day! Everyone would build or assemble catapults, or trebuchets, or ballistae and hurl things about! It could be celebrated after Halloween- good way to dispose of the Jack o' Lanterns.

G'fartknocker Day.

Exactly like it sounds.

I would celebrate this.

DAY OF ANCHOVY REVENGE

Commemorating the day that the anchovies finally took up arms against people and their horrid cans.

And pizzas.

So this is to be celebrated after the great Anchovapocalypse, then?

I've been looking forward to that.

Between the Anchovapocalpyse and the Apolocyntosis.

Excellent . . .

funny, you didn't strike me as stoic

This is easy.

Orgy Day.
Self explanatory.

Shibari Day.
Also, self explanatory.

Fetish Day.
Well, sticking with the theme of the other two.

Wine Day.
This should probably come before orgy day.

Worship me day.
That is worship me day, not worship you.

Then on the weekends, everyone can rest.

I'm full of suprises

like this whole time i thought you could spell...

Eh?

Wait. . . did I fuck something up?

Dammit. . .

still love you.

Awww, thanks.

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Love you too, sugartits

PORN DAY!

bite my shiny metal ass day

aka - Bender Day.

Also to occur in the future, I presume?

Surprises.
That's why I say it "Sir-prizes".

Kill a scum bag Day

The first of every month, you go out on the streets, look for scumbags and kill them. The number of scumbags off'ed this way is up to the person. Show your devotion, help us clean our streets, kill a few dozen every time.

Nobody will miss them and society will THANK you for it.

of course.

Hell, I shud hav nown.

I always fuck that one up.

We could have

IT'S SPELLED SURPRISE WITH TWO R'S GODDAMNIT

day, too.

o wait, i had another idea:

"If It Weren't For These Meddling Kids Day."

Where everyone goes around being grumpy old people, shaking canes and muttering about their lawns.

It'd be my favorite holiday...