if you wanna be happy...

...for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

How about Pretty men

He is MY wife. Back off plzthnx.

sweet!

Dainty, you fired me. Now you must deal with it. lol.

You mean I haz to share you???

/sighs.

indeed. I share your boobs with others, don't see why you can't share my assets with the others.
now if you'll excuse us, Drakyn and I have to plan our wedding.

Touché, but I don't share my bum....
I thought we were gonna make evil munky chileanpuertorucanirishitalian spawns...

we can. I think we all agree the honey moon would be a lot better if we brought you along to keep chained up in the room and tap at our leisure.

roflmfao! Do you forget that you wear the chains in this family???

things change.

Awww bby, are we doing role reversal??? I'll play along.

Spank me harder as I steal your wallet and post munky pictures!

munky?

and it's cliches like this .. that give folks like me hope of getting married.

I wish I could argue with this. I really wish I could.

Fuck marriage, that shit's fo suckas.

Exactly.

you iz muh munky.
♥

Marriage is a sacred institution.

Hey now, nothing sour about it. I had my chance to taste, and I said "no."

It's a personal opinion

♥

If you haven't found the right person, then I certainly understand the "not for me" sentiment.

But, I believe that there is at least one person out there for everyone that will make you say "I loved it!"

I'm thinking instead of a Ring Bearer, We have a Ring BEAR

It'll Be Ever So Modern!

that's a darling idea! we should have them wear tutus

then fuck anytime you get the opportunity.

You, my dear, seem to be a bit, well. . .

one-dimensional.