Laura Palmer is DEAD!

And I'm the LAST to know! DAMN!

Care for some pie?

wrapped in plastic?

I have no idea who that is, but i do know who i wish it was.

Your milk is going to get cool

How did I figure this was a Cassiel post

I hear the cherry is FANtastic. Coffee?

two cups of Hot, Black Coffee.

Delivered by the lovely Shelly Johnson perhaps?

what a beauty, kinda reminds me of the statue without arms

The Venus de Milo? Me too actually. Very cool. She could bring me pie and coffee anytime.

This cherry pie is a miracle

Damn good coffee!

Damn, this coffee is good! And HOT!

I am writing an epic poem about this gorgeous pie

Diane, never drink coffee that has been anywhere near a fish.

This must be where pigs go when they die.

Jelly donuts?

There is a large group of insane men staying on my floor(I confess that I tend to use this one in conversation)

Do your palms ever itch?

I like you Jane...I could do this all night.

I think I have gone blind in my left eye

Achievement is its own reward, pride obscures it.