You know you're a noob when ...

there's a comment count?

Have you never profile stalked yourself? There's a tab on your profile page that says Comments, then it shows your recent comments and your n00b or Old Skool-ness score, depending on how low or high your number is.

COMMENT

...your member since/profile date ends in a 7

So by this account, I am still in n00b status because my comment count blows purple twinkies?

Even though I've been around since 04?

I suck so bad.

+1

...when you don't know what a LOLCAT is.

*exists*

*attention-whoring*

... when someone post a question in a silliness thread and you answer them assuming they really wanted an answer.

COMMENT

... you just keep hitting reply and not spoilering previous posts or deleting them from your reply so you get the same piece of text repeated all the way down the page with two words added each time.

Double n00b points if you do it with images, too.

... you send a friend request to someone you've never spoken to just because they have one band that you like listed in their favorites.

... you spam several groups asking for orgy sex partners.

... you join the Asian group because "ASIAN CHICKS ARE SO HOT LOL!!1!1!"

... you don't realize that you can delete the derisive testimonials which Chainlink and Zarth left on your profile.

... you expect anyone on the boards to take you seriously when you endorse Ron Paul.

Oh Jeebus! I barely have over 10,000.

COMMENT


*flashes moobs*

whaaaaat... i want a zarth testimonial!

11,450 and less than two years here. That's sad.

Be careful what you wish for.

Haha, that's a good one. I don't think she's a troll though.

...you spoiler the comment you are replying to, and force everybody to take the time to click the spoiler in order to understand what you're talking about.

I wouldn't expect wtfcupcakes to get that kind of treatment either. But a few other people have.

haha, i would be honored to have that

...you whine about not having your own appreciation thread


haha