You know you're a noob when ...

...you start a fisting thread to impress the ladies

...you find the thread you started 5 minutes ago on page 12 and has been locked by Shalome

...you want to "make friends" and your profile pic is you covering your junk with a towel.

...you start a thread with the same topic as four other active threads.

...you can't quote other posts to save your life.

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. . . you cannot bring yourself to read a thread before responding to it.

... you get upset at being flamed

. . . you actually take anything anyone posted on the Internet, especially the silliness board, seriously.

. . . you jump right in to trying to be as cool as the big kids and only end up making them snark on you for being obnoxious.

. . . you post something serious on the Hook-up board.

. . . you fail at using the search function.

...and blog about it so your other noob friends can console you and remind you how special you truly are.

. . . or post about it on the boards so others can flame more about the noob not posting it in their journal.

You try to fill this in

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You think seeing your own picture a few times in the Post a Pic thread makes you famous

I was totally going to say these.

. . . you think Cassiel is funny.

. . . you think you have a realistic chance of winning a flamewar with Zarth.

. . . you take FearTheReaper's sarcasm seriously.

. . . you don't know who Subrosa is.

I beat you!

/flame

Who?

but Cassiel IS funny... in his own morbidly monotonous humour...


and...

...you can't think of anything to say here because well, you barely ever show.

Like moi.

...someone starts an appreciation thread for you and all hell breaks loose.

hee hee

Quod erat demonstrandum.

que?... wikipedia here i come!

>>>>

ooooo! clever.

...you can't understand what Zarth says.

silliness vets have basked in his ultimate knowledge long enough to have culturized themselves if only a little bit.

...when you think Nea and Dainty are two seperate people.

. . . you don't know what a "fisty" is.

....you have no idea what www.crbodyjewelry.com is or refers to.

you enjoy the peaceful rhythm of being repeatedly pounded on the head with a small hammer don't you?

or were you dropped on your head as a baby?

people have the good grace of not mentioning that.

. . . you don't have a single _underscore_ on your Friends List.

. . . oyaji vows to destroy you.

. . . you insult _DictionaryGirl_'s intelligence.

. . . you send friend requests to people you've never talked to.

shouldn't this one go in the snob thread?