You know you're a snob when

you demand homemade pie crusts and not that store bought, pre-made crap.

Thats heresy!!!!!

BURN THE WITCH!

you have thirty-seven friend requests waiting for approval, the longest one dating back to *checks* March.

... everyone you meet is below you

...you get nosebleeds from having it in the air all the time.

If it's not organic, you refuse to eat it.

My musical taste is better than everyone else's

Be my friend?

When something that you hold interest in is of more significance than the interests of others simply because YOU like it.

Are you feeling lucky?

... you fantasize about being the only person left alive after the apocalypse

When you are at a party and smugly mention the fact that Kindle requested YOUR friendship.

... you poke holes in your condoms because you know she couldnt do any better...

You wouldn't even accept half the stuff other people in this thread ask for. Homemade? Try Michelin star quality only. Meet people? Only at scheduled publicity events

You'll only answer peoples questions if they kiss you first.

Have I told you how clever I think you are?

I knew there was a reason I liked you. I'm just too much of a snob to admit it

You sir, are wonderful

I lol'd

...when you have no asshole cause YOU are one.

I think you did this wrong. It should read more like. . .

You have no asshole because you're too good to need one.

An asshole is an asshole...fuck maybe you were right.

You feed your dog, caviar and foie gras. And he refuses to listen to anything but Classical music.

Fixed. And, as if there was ever any doubt.