pickup lines for surrealists

orange

From: me To: mato

Hey Ilectra, would you poke me in the eye?

this one could work...

This is not a pipe.

I once had a job as an orange recliner. Thing was, my boss claimed he'd already put that down.

This thread died on page 1.

*stares*

where are my rubber frogs?

It's not dead. It just smells like Frank Zappa.

Runny golden spoons and pot-handles

Is that your fruit, Purple?

Gold star.

Is that a chicken or has your letter box opened into an alternative universe

Excuse me, do you have a turnip? 'Cuz I'm lost in your enigma of enlightenment bamboo lava flow!

Hey, word-word-word-food-cloud-word-animal-word-food-metaphysics?

It's not a schooner, dumbass! It's a sailboat!

Wait, is that not surrealist?

If chocolate were green, I would suck your opininion out of a grape.

You haven't fully binomialed the Boffasaurus yet?

ever grown someone else's beard?