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llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

NOV 14, 2007 09:28 PM

excuse me miss, do you have the duck?

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

NOV 14, 2007 09:30 PM

Tinyhobo

Tinyhobo

Boulder City, NV
December 2006

NOV 14, 2007 09:31 PM

I do not think that is my pipe.

Rockoval

Rockoval

I'm lost
July 2006

NOV 14, 2007 09:37 PM

Surrealist paleontologist:

If I were North America 65 million years ago would you impact my Yucatan peninsula?
How about an iridium sundae?

grayness

grayness

USA
January 2006

NOV 14, 2007 09:41 PM

Want to wait for Godot with me?

Ilectra

Ilectra

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

NOV 14, 2007 09:45 PM

grayness said:
Want to wait for Godot with me?



WIN

Tinyhobo

Tinyhobo

Boulder City, NV
December 2006

NOV 14, 2007 09:46 PM

Hey would you like to make this a zoomorphic coupling

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

NOV 14, 2007 09:53 PM

you know frottage?

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

NOV 14, 2007 10:05 PM

You know fromage? No, seriously, do you know him?

Rafi

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA
January 2003

NOV 14, 2007 10:34 PM

Want to come back to my place to look at my Man Ray?

Rafi

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA
January 2003

NOV 14, 2007 10:34 PM

Braque her? I barely knew her!

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

NOV 14, 2007 10:44 PM

Wanna get a bite to Magritte?

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

NOV 14, 2007 11:21 PM

Is that an eyeball in your vagina or are you just happy to see me?

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

NOV 14, 2007 11:43 PM

I hear there's a Malt Shop in Boise with our Child's Name on it

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

NOV 15, 2007 03:02 AM

grayness said:
Want to wait for Godot with me?



That's more existentialist than anything else. wink

But hey, don't you hate it when ants grow out of your palm? Yeah, me too, baby. Me too.

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

NOV 15, 2007 07:18 AM

When I was younger my Brother used to beat me over the head with his collection of notorious Headstones. I say headstones because that's the Proper term for a tombstone, so people don't start feeling morbid. Anyway if it wouldn't be too much trouble, I'd like to fuck you in the Tombstone

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

NOV 15, 2007 07:20 AM

Seven

DirtyDoctor

DirtyDoctor

United Kingdom
March 2005

NOV 15, 2007 07:22 AM

May I cackle your gladys?

wheezy_e

wheezy_e

Boulder City, NV
April 2004

NOV 15, 2007 07:25 AM

WHO'S YOUR DADA?

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 15, 2007 07:30 AM

When I broke through the barriers of your imagination, I found myself a gust of wind.

jtemperance

jtemperance

Chicago, IL
January 2004

NOV 15, 2007 07:40 AM

Whisper sweet nothingness into my ear

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 15, 2007 07:42 AM

Oh! You make me an elephant!

Squinty

Squinty

Philadelphia, PA
June 2007

NOV 15, 2007 08:11 AM

You would love my apartment. My bed is a fish on the ceiling.

Louis_XIV

Louis_XIV

France
August 2007

NOV 15, 2007 10:10 AM

Sometimes the most surrealistic pick-up line is just telling the truth. My favorite is "In my royal appartments I have a metal box containing 1600 beautiful naked women living 300 years into the future. Oh, and they have tatoos, and piercings."

Oubliette

Oubliette

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

NOV 15, 2007 11:11 AM

Louis_XIV said:
Sometimes the most surrealistic pick-up line is just telling the truth. My favorite is "In my royal appartments I have a metal box containing 1600 beautiful naked women living 300 years into the future. Oh, and they have tatoos, and piercings."



The curiosity would drive me mad.

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