pickup lines for surrealists

excuse me miss, do you have the duck?

I do not think that is my pipe.

Surrealist paleontologist:

If I were North America 65 million years ago would you impact my Yucatan peninsula?
How about an iridium sundae?

Want to wait for Godot with me?

Hey would you like to make this a zoomorphic coupling

you know frottage?

Want to come back to my place to look at my Man Ray?

Braque her? I barely knew her!

Wanna get a bite to Magritte?

Is that an eyeball in your vagina or are you just happy to see me?

I hear there's a Malt Shop in Boise with our Child's Name on it

That's more existentialist than anything else.

But hey, don't you hate it when ants grow out of your palm? Yeah, me too, baby. Me too.

When I was younger my Brother used to beat me over the head with his collection of notorious Headstones. I say headstones because that's the Proper term for a tombstone, so people don't start feeling morbid. Anyway if it wouldn't be too much trouble, I'd like to fuck you in the Tombstone

Seven

May I cackle your gladys?

WHO'S YOUR DADA?

When I broke through the barriers of your imagination, I found myself a gust of wind.

Whisper sweet nothingness into my ear

Oh! You make me an elephant!

You would love my apartment. My bed is a fish on the ceiling.

Sometimes the most surrealistic pick-up line is just telling the truth. My favorite is "In my royal appartments I have a metal box containing 1600 beautiful naked women living 300 years into the future. Oh, and they have tatoos, and piercings."