when i die

i want to be cremated with all my worldly possessions (so no one else can have them). i want my ashes put into a projectile and shot out into space, beyond the gravitational pull of the earth. once that happens, it is programmed to explode, sending my ashes hurtling thru space.

and at some point in the future, my ashes, along with other interstellar matter, will coagulate and condense into a star. and that star will grow and form, and a stellar system will form around it, much like our own solar system. and one of the planets that will circle this star will sustain life. and at some point in that star's life cycle, it will go supernova and explode, and obliterate that planet and all life on it.

that's how i wanna go out.

i want to be shot out of a cannon like Hunter S.

I wanna be shot into space like Cassiel.....or more accurately, like Spock.

yeah, but mine has some sort of epic grandeur to it

your a beautiful soul my friend

What if I add Scotty playing "Amazing Grace" on the bagpipes?

I would fucking shed tears. And I have a heart of solid granite.

I'm gonna take all of you with me.

I'll be greatly pleased.

^^^ I won't

I will eat your brains.

This thread is about Cassiel, right?

Oh, I see what you did there. I get it now.

Genius is never appreciated in its own time. And neither, apparently, is gratuitous snark.

lol...gonna have to remember that one...it made me laugh harder then the previous comment.

I got it. Was expecting it, in fact.
I worry that you might be becoming predictable, my friend.

Hey, I appreciate your genius and snarkiness. I just failed. I'll try not to let it happen again

Et tu, broot?

See? I knew you were gonna say that.

Spooky. What am I going to say next?

The exact opposite of what I say you will, just to prove me wrong.

Oh my god, you're right!

Sorry buddy.