Really crude things that pop into your head when you see someone you find attractive.

I wonder if she shaves?

"she sure has a pretty mouth - I'd let her snowball me"

I wonder if she would let me finger her on the dance floor

"Goddamn I want to bump cunts with that bitch."

hehe "bump cunts" I like that

I wonder if she knows what full mount is?

"Mmmm, boobies."

Hah, doesnt everyone?

"I can't believe no one's taken a dump on your chest before."

Very nice. So do I.

I wonder if she used to have a cock?

lol

Aaaaahahahaha!!! Wait, does that mean you want to take it up the ass? Oh wait, that's right, you said no to the cop.

I wonder how her thighs would feel wrapped around my neck; wonder how her ass would feel bouncing off my pelvic bone; wonder if we'd have to pay for all the busted tomatoes if I just pounded her right then and there on the produce. Hehe. Then I walk away stealing hidden glances.

HONK HONK!

moaner or screamer?


...or moaner then screamer?

That's what I'm talking about.

Complete with nude tucked in dance