Really crude things that pop into your head when you see someone you find attractive.

Not like your significant other. But the random hottie at the grocery store.

For example:

"Those bitches are hot, I'd like to fill them with jizz."

hahaa.

I probably want to grab their bum....

"Look at the tits on her!"

Which I would never day out loud. That is what shocks me.

*gigglesnort*

I usually think "I would love to have a body like that"- if it's a hot girl

If it's a boy I am probably thnking about what his peen looks like
I guess that's kinda crude.

What she'd be like bent over, with me ramming her from behind!

yearghhh wench, thine fun bags are voluptuous.

I usually just think "I am a very baaaaad man..."

'I want to lick that in inappropriate ways'
mmmmmm
Yes

I can't go here... i just can't.

Oooh, just stick your peeny in me a few times. It's OK; we don't have to tell anyone. Except for all the people on SG who are gonna read my blog in a few hours.

I wonder if she likes the taste of cum!?

Is it wrong that when I see a random hotty I think about cuddling and watching cartoons?

That...or "she wouldn't piss on my head if I was on fire..."

(Not a pee freak...just have no self esteem. Haha.)

I tend to say what i think outload to my significant other.

"Those girls are fucking hot i wonder how much it would cost to get in their pants"

"Damn she's fine I wonder if she'd wear the Lusyd outfit?"

I don't really think of anything specific. I just get a good look, and call it good.

... wonders if he likes girls who like the taste of cum...

"I wonder how she tastes."

How YOU doin?!

...I want to see that one's orgasm face...

More specifically,

"Hey, wanna watch a movie? Wanna make a movie?"

we were paying our bill at a Bill Batemans when this girl walks by. My co-worker, a total perv, says OUT LOUD "I bet SHE takes it up the ass".

OMG...I laughed so loud at this.

Bahahah! ^^
priceless

I wonder how she'd look getting worked over by Stassney and janegeraldine?