I just got delayed

Sorry, flat tire. I'll be there as soon as I can.

You're gonna bring the funny a little later then?

No, it got out and hitched a ride. I don't think the funny shows its face around here anymore.

I haven't seen it for a while, to be sure.

You think it's still mad about what I did with it's mom?

Wouldn't you be? Seriously man, show some tact next time. The funny is easily offended.

I thought it was only fair after what the funny did to your mom.

I just got pwnd in the fase.

The name is a bit of an invitation, you gotta admit.