i shaved my balls for you.

and this is how you repay me?

mmm...shaved balls

Shut up, you like it.

This is pretty sweet. Cassiel is such a nice guy. What's it like without your balls anymore?

shaved balls = itchy balls =

in my experience anyway

I didn't realize that you don't like me taking pictures of you in my panties, Cas, sorry man.

they are comfortable though.

I have a round ass, so I buy stuff with some room in them.

*Spanks*

why hello there

Shh, I'm trying to work here.

So whadaya want, a cookie?

Ball-shaving requires maintenance. If you're willing to make the commitment, you definitely got to keep them smooth. Stubbly ball hair = unfun.

that, and so much more, my dear

we just may be able to arrange something...

I have the cookies. Can I play?!

I didn't want to there was a TRAGIC gum chewing accident on Pantsless Friday

you brought somethin to eat?

you suuure can, sessy mama!

I don't behave like this when I shave and you stay up listening to records and ignoring me.

this is turning into a Bergman film

Yeah, well, what have you done for me lately???

well next time dont leave the hair in the fucking sink. And if you are going to take your balls out, dont leave the jar you store them in on the kitchen table, its fucking gross.

my point exactly