Reasons Why The Person above you's State Sucks: Part 1

Let's Start with an Easy one

New Jersey sucks because...hmmm...Garden State...Meadowlands...Newark Airport....Great Adventure....Hackensack....Trenton...not quite New York....Atlantic City....no....Turnpike...smells...

I can't come up with anything!

I dont know jack shit about MA other than that damned annoying boston accent.

Texas has a Large Spider community that Works Together to create a net the size of a cubic football field

TEXAS HAS INTELLIGENT FUCKING SPIDERS

You Failed our Species. Now the Arachnids will take over, as says the prophecy

The Horrors Begin

The smell of Newark. Enough said.

Well, it will suck more after the ocean consumes it....

They think they're being cool by saying Cincy.

The crown jewel of downtown says Kroger on top.

Things to do in Columbus include driving around I-270 trying to figure out what direction it is.

Ha, Cleveland used to rock at least when Lake Erie was on fire.

Wherever he comes from, it is the land of the wannabe fucking thread killers.

I'm guessing that the "I'm lost" people are from "The Land of the Lost," the setting of a 70s TV show.
The Land of the Lost sucked because of those crappy Sleestack costumes!

Some of us prefers Cinci with an "i"
Then again, there are some who came up with Cinti

They have a school that thinks it's so important it can't just be Ohio State University. No, it has to be The Ohio State University. Pretentious blowhards.

They think they're so great because there's one day every four years when they have an important primary election. Hey, New Hampshire - try contributing something the rest of the three years and 364 days!

median price of a home: 550k.

CA sucks because they insist on having inflation X10...like seriously, it's the same type of house whether it's in KS, PA, MA, or AL. (in reality though, CA is a state I'd die to live in)

Jersy...ummm...I don't know. Never been there.

But I'm from Oklahoma...have fun.

Your state has a panhandle.

New York sucks because it rains all the time, especially in Ithaca.

^^^ Crazy fucking taxi drivers! They try to kill me every time I go there.

Kindle could never suck....

But i don't live in a state...so that in itself makes her state suck i suppose

Ontario is not a state. Fail!

Republicans think Mexico is trying to become a state. Also fail.

Mexico has states. Doesn't that count? I know Canada doesn't.

So, which one is Emoted's?

You guys have giant bugs, gross!

New York does not suck....Dainty lives there!