How to Get over your fear of talking to guys: A 1-Step Process

Step 1 - Show them your boobies!

Step 2: Realizing you have a fear of peen

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit.

Step 5: Count singles

Step 6: punching

Step 7: Just start humping his leg, that really breaks the ice.

Step 8: Denial. "I wasn't showing my boobies to *you*!"

Step 9: Place a firm hard grip upon his penis rubbing the tip with your ring and index fingers. Look deep into his eyes and declare "This does not Impress me". Then Enroll in college

step 9 1/2. remind yourself that they are guys.

Observe the Adams apples bobbing when the laugh at their own jokes, the unusually hairy face that they refuse to wax, and the awkwardly deep and sometimes involuntarily excessively loud voice.

Step 10: Before meeting, send 'em naked pics of yourself in various compromising positions.
Ehhhhhh, nevermind. That wouldn't work

Step 11: Walk away and sway your hips!

Step 12: Ignore them.

No steps...just boobs.

Step 13: I find sometimes bringing a girlfriend with whom you are very, very, very close can help. Bring some body oil too. Oh......and a camera.

Ironic that 13 should be regarded as an unlucky number, when it sounds as if the thirteenth step involves someone getting very lucky, indeed.

Step 14: Make sure you tell them up front that you're a lesbian.

Step 15: And don't forget to mention that you'll have to meet late because you have to go to your Sexaholics Anonymous meeting.

Talk?

It goes from step 1 to spread teh leg, as far as guys are concerned.

Makes Oral sex an even more delicious endeavor

Blow-J

Blech, this would only aggravate teh gag reflex that much quicker.

Oddly enough, that's exactly what the woman I'm currently sleeping with did.

Bastard!

You say that like it's a bad thing.