How to Get over your fear of talking to girls: A 3-Step Process

Step One - Put on a Dress haphazardly and Atrociously apply make-up

Step Two - Ask a Pretty girl out

Step Three - Realize that it's never gonna get more awkward than that and get on with your life

Step Four - Fail!

How very inappropriate, thank you.

Drakyn is WAAAYYY ahead tonight.

Sitar disagrees with the premise of this thread

Well cassiel has the night off so someone has to fill in.

What if it works and she says yes? And then you have to go on wearing ill-fitting dresses and smeared makeup for the date, and then for the rest of the relationship as it stretches into months and eventually years, lest your charade is revealed to her?

True story.

I'm confused. And not in a good way.

Isn't this the basic concept behind that show The Pick-Up Artist?

I agree...why be afraid?

The Basic Premise behind The Pick-Up Artist is Wear a big hat and be a magician

Well, I've taken the week off to spend special time with girl Before she left for Ohio State.

DAMN YOU PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!

Have you seen me?

I bring this up because a couple weeks back I was crushing on this girl at Faire and couldn't work up the Balls to ask her out. Then I went to the Faire's Adult themed Show(The Wrong Show) and was brought on stage to flog my Rather large, bearmoured, and armed friend of mine's Girlfriend. But to make it more palatable(insulting) to him I was made to wear a dress and lipstick(as Eyeshadow it tingled). I won 3 beer tokens for my efforts.

anywhore, I was unable to get the lipstick off and I had become a Faire Celeb as a the queen with a mohawk. I decided it was now or never to ask that girl out and She Shot me down.

Later that day I struck up a conversation with a girl at the chainmail shop while looking for something to clean my face with. While she was helping me I realized she was pretty, Like Really Pretty. So I asked her out, she said Yes, and Much Happiness ensued, even to this day

Honestly I haven't felt this good since I slayed that dragon

Sitar does not even know where to begin...

Is this method guaranteed?

Not guaranteed to get you a date, but it will make talking to girls Easy as Pie, Sweet, Sweet, Slutty Pie.

Easy peasy, fully guaranteed to work. I suggest you try it...tomorrow night.

Why do you need words??

Pootie don't need no words...

Don't believe what they tell you. It NEVER works for me.

FUCK YOU!!!!!... i took your advice, and i gotta say the second the girl realized i was a guy she left :'(

Don't get me wrong here. I'm not afraid of talking to girls. They're afraid of talking to me, just not because I'm handsome, sexy, intimidating, or anything like that. But that's neither here nor there. I was just trying to qualify this info for the rest of the guys out there

Unfortunately, I think this would make me more scared of talking to girls!

Exactly, I think this could create a traumatizing experience; one which you'd probably be reminded of every time you talked to a girl.