Seriously, men of fashion...

OK, I was out drinking for a bit tonight, and again witnessed again the odd fashion phenomenon of skin tight jeans on men. I admit I'm no fashion expert, but when selecting jeans, I generally assume:

a) Girls, as a rule, don't want to see my junk moving about. If they did, they'd ask. Hell, they might even buy me drinks first.

b) Whatever my sperm count is, I don't think it needs lowering drastically.

c) Sitting shouldn't be met with a look of searing agony

So, seriously, just WHY? Why would you do this?

Because it's hard to fall into the Gap and come out wearing a kilt??

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

...well, if you shop the men's section.

Because sometimes guys think they know what women want and are DEAD WRONG? Because they are so completely misled in this assumption and are so desperately lonely they'll endure just about any amount of discomfort in the hope that some chick will help him take his pants off before his junk stops working entirely?

Because they have no clue how hot kilts actually are?

The same reason guys think it's attractive to wear their underwear around their waist, but their pants under their butt.

+1

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If I could get away with wearing parachute pants. I would.

1. T-shirt tucked in - check!

2. Slightly offset leather belt (with growing room) - check!

3. Pleats and wrinkles in my khakis - check!

4. Cell phone clip-on and professional ID card - check check!

5. Fat wad of something in my pocket - checkumundo!



Bring on the babes.

You're saying these aren't en vogue anymore?

Oh dear, I don't have the money for a new wardrobe

Speaking of... I've been wanting one of these, utilikilts for weeks!

Where would one purchase one of these? I need a good kilt for when I do film gigs

Hey, the last guy I made out with (who wasn't my bf) was wearing one of these wonderful things!

Mmmmmm...hot.

::drools:: I love a man in a kilt

Most of 'em look like they'll need the fire brigade to help them get their trousers off. Still good to know I'm not alone in my opinions.

And men of silliness - could it be time for a KILT REVIVAL?

I have actually worn a kilt and they are the MOST comfortable thing I ever wore in my life..... too bad I gained 100 pounds since then.

My ex tried to get me to wear tight jeans. I told her to go fuck herself.

Must confess, I was born in Scotland but have never in my life worn a kilt. I do however see them around a lot more often these days. The revival is happening... but slowly...

As for fashion in general, I always like to quote the great Oscar Wilde on that one:

He said this well over 100 years ago. It was true then, it's true today.

Of course this is how old Oscar Wilde dressed:

I'd hit it.

I am wearing tight jeans right now....where is Martini?