I'd be a Senita flower.

1. Because I couldn't attack anything, but no one could fuck with me

2. I'd be in the Baja desert

3. I'd live to be greater than 75 years old.

Fucking godam GODAM GODAMMMMMMMMMMMM

Why does it choose to use the large view?

Kekelyn

Canada

January 2007

SEP 11, 2007 05:59 PM

I'd choose a stargazer lily; there's nothing more beautiful.

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA

June 2007

SEP 11, 2007 06:07 PM

I'd choose the liatris. It is spiky and purple. It's a little punk!

sitar

Philadelphia, PA

June 2004

SEP 11, 2007 06:07 PM

I'd be Datura, the deadly nightshade.

Beautiful white flowers that come out at night, pungent, intoxicating aroma, soft furry leaves.

Smoke me at your own peril.

formerviking

Denver, PA

May 2006

SEP 11, 2007 06:09 PM

I'd be a mushroom .

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA

June 2007

SEP 11, 2007 06:10 PM

formerviking said:
I'd be a mushroom .

I think you are missing the point!

sitar

Philadelphia, PA

June 2004

SEP 11, 2007 06:11 PM

InnocentSid said:

formerviking said:
I'd be a mushroom .

I think you are missing the point!

well, he's clearly in the dark

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

SEP 11, 2007 06:12 PM

if I were a carpenter,
and you were a lady,
would you marry me anyway?
and have my baby?

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA

June 2007

SEP 11, 2007 06:13 PM

sitar said:

InnocentSid said:

formerviking said:
I'd be a mushroom .

I think you are missing the point!

well, he's clearly in the dark

Ha! Ha! That's rich!

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

SEP 11, 2007 06:17 PM

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX

January 2005

SEP 11, 2007 07:59 PM

... i'd be a virgin.

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA

June 2007

SEP 11, 2007 08:01 PM

sillyokio said:
... i'd be a virgin.

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL

October 2004

SEP 11, 2007 08:13 PM

sillyokio said:
... i'd be a virgin.

Ah, but only until I buzz on over and pollinate you.

I'm a king bee, Baby
Buzzing around your hive
Now, I'm a king bee, Darling
Buzzing around your hive
Yeah, we can make some honey, Babe
If you let me fly up inside

Cause I'm young and able
To buzz all night long
I'm young and able, Mama,
Lordm to buzz all night long
And you know together we can make some honey
Like the world ain't never known

Cause I'm asking as a king bee,
Won't you be my Queen?
Now I'm a king bee, Rider,
Won't you . . won't you be my Queen?
Because, you know, we can make some sweet little honey
Like the world ain't never seen

Drive your car up in my driveway
Cut your bright lights way down low
Drive your car up in my driveway, ama
Cut your bright lights way down low
I'm gonna wind up your transmission
Till your motor won't run no more

HeMightBeGiant

Torrington, CT

March 2005

SEP 12, 2007 01:33 AM

Dandelion.
Under-rated, ignored by all, but secretly awesome.

tomahto

San Bruno, CA

June 2003

SEP 12, 2007 01:56 AM

Amorphophallus titanum 'Titan Arum' or 'Corpse Flower'. This giant aroid from Sumatra can reach 20ft tall with its single, umbrella-like leaf, and its bloom is classed as the largest un-branched inflorescence in the word at over 9ft tall. The morbid 'Corpse Flower' name comes from the smell of rotting flesh and the color of spoiled meat associated with the bloom, pollinated by flies and beetles in its habitat. In cultivation it has been rare and never fails to be newsworthy when one blooms.