one of these days

i'm gonna make a thread so powerful and so awesome, that if it were a laxative, you could stand on yr head and shit on the ceiling.

What do you mean, "if"?

But today is not that day.

*turns to lieutenant*

Proceed with the demonstration, you may fire when ready.

...to da moon, Alice. To da moon!!!

And thus NASA was founded.

that'll show those spiders!

HUZZAH!

WIN.

coffee?

yesplz.

Freshly brewed out of James Taylor's anus.

I can totally picture John Candy saying that with the tool in his hand. Is there a John Candy appreciation thread around here?

James Taylor = Spalding Gray = Gordon Lightfoot?

This is true, yes.

Promises, promises! How about actually trying to do it?

This however is not one of your best threads.
Keep trying.

(James Taylor +Spalding Gray + Gordon Lightfoot) x (shitbrick - ceiling spiders) = John Candy

"...I'm gonna cut you into little peices!"

Careful with that ax Eugene . BTW , it's tear you into little pieces , not cut

The Pythagorean theorem ain't got shit on us.

The lighting is a little dim in this thread. Some of the comments are a little blurry. Some of the posters have weird angles. but you're cute, so keep trying.

...pow right in the kisser

Or on the ceiling.

For some reason I repressed the urge to say that.

I'd have been quite surprised if someone else hadn't posted it, though.

it pretty much goes without saying