Private thread! KEEP OUT!

Can't you read the sign???

Fine! I don't want to join your stupid thread anyways!

*sulks*

*kicks dirt*

Is this the way to the analfuckingdick party?

*cruises around in his golf cart*

Dammit who let you in here!!!???

Oh! The analfuckingdickparty is just through the back here.

But how'd you get in here, anyway?

My helicopter, I flew over the gate.

'it's only wrong if you get caught'

IS NOTHING SACRED?

You jack-booted thugs!

GTFO my lawn!

*whips shitties on his golf cart in rage*

You might want to watch out on the 7th green, my dog took a big crap there.

This isn't working.

*looks around*

*punches thread*

The sign says "No Homers"

We're allowed to have one.

*lurks around in thread like a lurky ummm thing*

Oh, I'm sorry. I was looking for the private naked chicks thread. Won't happen again.

how much does this thread cost?

when is this thread?


will there be beer there?

Man, hard life you lead. I had to negotiate the minefield, drug the vicious hounds, disable the security systems, and karate-chop a whole mess of submachine-toting goons to get here.

I'm starting to think somebody gave me bad directions.

Where are you people coming from?

And can't you READ?

That's what you get for listening to Axel Foley.

$25

in about 5 min

yep and all the rockstar you can drink

YOUR NAME IS NOT ON THE GUEST LIST! FOR THE LAST TIME!!!

I refuse to pay 25 bucks to be here.


*storms out*

Can you latch the gate please? And re-arm the robodestroyers? (Zarth always forgets.)

but i really have to peeeeeee

You know, you have a very big mouth, sir! Are you hiding something from me? Is that it? I bet you that is your Porsche that's parked out front, isn't it? How would you like me to have the IRS come down here and crawl up your ass with a fucking microscope? They'll do it! I've seen them do it! It's not a pretty sight!

eat a bag if dicks