Everything will be ok. I have nuggets.

WTF??
what.
the.fuck.


this confuses and enrages me.

I've never seen that.

This is like a head-on collision of fail!

Tiny reminds me of a rhino.

is it a snack?

buh?

A rhino? No. It's huge blind mammal with spikes.

no butthead the noodle nuggets..

are they a snack, or a meal?

apparently they are bbq flavored...

I'm sorry, I have nuggets for you too darling . . .

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

awwww

that still does not distract from the noodle nuggets.


HOBO SMASH


meal or snack?

please to explain.

They're a snack that eats like a meal.

Hey, wanna try my barbeque noodle nuggets?

mmmmmm bbq *homer drool*

Are they ramen noodles designed to be eaten raw? Because I would pay good money for such a product.

your attempts of seduction are made of fail...

however the bbq is alluring

I have a noodle that' eats like a meal.



if you put it with abunch of other noodles, and put sauce on it.

They look like rice krispie squares made entirely of fail.

You sir, are a God among men. Raw ramen is heaven.

BBQ flavor rice krispie squares . . . eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

Try melting a bit of chocolate and peanut butter in a double boiler, then dunking the ramen chunks in it. Sprinkle with powdered sugar. Devour.

you, however, are made mostly of win. And bacon snickers.

Jason...are you shitting me??? that is fucking brilliant.

holy.


fuck.