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CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

SEP 09, 2007 03:48 PM

She's really old, and knows stuff, and um, she's really here with me, and wants to get to know all you guys. I swear. Here she is:

You damn kids! Get off my lawn!

Ilectra

Ilectra

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

SEP 09, 2007 03:53 PM

Aunt Nelly,

Edit: How's it hanging?


Dainty

Dainty

I'm lost
August 2007

SEP 09, 2007 03:54 PM

BWAH HA HAA.
I was gonna make an ask my imaginary friend a question thread but you beat me to it. kiss

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

SEP 09, 2007 03:55 PM

Dear Aunt Nelly,

Have you met sitar's dad?

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

SEP 09, 2007 03:56 PM

Ilectra,

I have a gun.


Dainty,

How dare you be so rude to your elders? I am not imaginary at all.

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

SEP 09, 2007 03:58 PM

Mingol,

He lives next door to me. I am very fond of him.

Garfish

Garfish

United Kingdom
August 2007

SEP 09, 2007 04:00 PM

So how 'bout that inheritance...

Boo! Communists!

Fibrillating yet?

(I feel that was a tad too mean, disclaimer: Not all communists are scary.)

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

SEP 09, 2007 04:02 PM

Garfish,

I am leaving all my money to Sitar's dad. I am not easily scared, I have slept with seven communists, and I have a strong heart.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

SEP 09, 2007 04:02 PM

Dear aunt nelly,

My son says that your niece is a 'hater'.
Do you have any idea what that means?

Love,
Dad

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

SEP 09, 2007 04:04 PM

Dear Sitar's dad,

No, these young people speak nonsense these days. But please come over to mine tonight.

Love,
Nelly

Ilectra

Ilectra

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

SEP 09, 2007 04:13 PM

Nelly,

Can I play with your gun biggrin

Garfish

Garfish

United Kingdom
August 2007

SEP 09, 2007 04:15 PM

Hmm... so if you really are old then why aren't you terrified by computers like my jaded misogynistic stereotyping tells me you should be? Furthermore, where can I get a milkshake at 00:18?

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

SEP 09, 2007 04:16 PM

Ilectra,

No. That is my gun. Get your own! tongue

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

SEP 09, 2007 05:28 PM

Dear Aunt Nelly,

I have not been to the British Isles in several years (1979). Where do you suggest I should go to get the best tea and crumpets?

Cheerio,

Simon Ritchie

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 09, 2007 05:31 PM

CaptainJAllama said:
I have slept with seven communists, and I have a strong heart.


Nell? Is that you?

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

SEP 09, 2007 05:39 PM

Simon Ritchie,

Anywhere that's not my house.


Zarth,

Of course it's me, how many gun-owning, Communist-humping Nellies do you know?

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 09, 2007 05:41 PM

CaptainJAllama said:
Zarth,

Of course it's me, how many gun-owning, Communist-humping Nellies do you know?


I thought the Fascists took you in '38. How did you manage to escape?

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

SEP 10, 2007 02:35 PM

A lot of rope, a tub of Vaseline and a carrot, and that's all I'm saying.

ShaggyVixe

ShaggyVixe

New Orleans, LA
November 2005

SEP 10, 2007 02:38 PM

We're the "Good Old Days" really that good?

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

SEP 10, 2007 02:42 PM

Is pickle juice actually beneficial to stopping a charley horse?

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

SEP 10, 2007 03:01 PM

ShaggyVixe,

In the good old days I didn't have all you nosy kids asking me questions when all I want to be doing is sitting in the garden with my gun.

Sillyokio,

I would say no. Medicine is generally better than pickle juice for curing any kind of medical complaint--even if it's the wrong kind of medicine.