ask my great aunt Nelly a question

She's really old, and knows stuff, and um, she's really here with me, and wants to get to know all you guys. I swear. Here she is:

You damn kids! Get off my lawn!

BWAH HA HAA.
I was gonna make an ask my imaginary friend a question thread but you beat me to it.

Dear Aunt Nelly,

Have you met sitar's dad?

Ilectra,

I have a gun.


Dainty,

How dare you be so rude to your elders? I am not imaginary at all.

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Mingol,

He lives next door to me. I am very fond of him.

So how 'bout that inheritance...

Boo! Communists!

Fibrillating yet?

(I feel that was a tad too mean, disclaimer: Not all communists are scary.)

Garfish,

I am leaving all my money to Sitar's dad. I am not easily scared, I have slept with seven communists, and I have a strong heart.

Dear aunt nelly,

My son says that your niece is a 'hater'.
Do you have any idea what that means?

Love,
Dad

Dear Sitar's dad,

No, these young people speak nonsense these days. But please come over to mine tonight.

Love,
Nelly

Hmm... so if you really are old then why aren't you terrified by computers like my jaded misogynistic stereotyping tells me you should be? Furthermore, where can I get a milkshake at 00:18?

Ilectra,

No. That is my gun. Get your own!

Dear Aunt Nelly,

I have not been to the British Isles in several years (1979). Where do you suggest I should go to get the best tea and crumpets?

Cheerio,

Simon Ritchie

Nell? Is that you?

Simon Ritchie,

Anywhere that's not my house.


Zarth,

Of course it's me, how many gun-owning, Communist-humping Nellies do you know?

I thought the Fascists took you in '38. How did you manage to escape?

A lot of rope, a tub of Vaseline and a carrot, and that's all I'm saying.

We're the "Good Old Days" really that good?

Is pickle juice actually beneficial to stopping a charley horse?

ShaggyVixe,

In the good old days I didn't have all you nosy kids asking me questions when all I want to be doing is sitting in the garden with my gun.

Sillyokio,

I would say no. Medicine is generally better than pickle juice for curing any kind of medical complaint--even if it's the wrong kind of medicine.