dead puppies

exist.

any thoughts?

*calls Spalding Gray*

They taste like ! that piss on the rug and shit in the backyard!

WTF??

...I thought this would be one of Cassiel's threads.

There was a dead puppy in a jar in our biology lab at school. I thought it was cute.

Dead puppies are cute. it's a fact.

yes, I am starting to know your thread by the titles...I have come along way from sleeping on the couch huh?
*gigglesnort*

Did you have to Google that, or did you have it waiting for the right time?

sadly, i have been waiting for the right time to use that

And this...is why I love you

I remember when I first heard that song...I think I was 9.

I think it came as a shock to many people when it turned out not to be

Dead puppies, yet no barbeque sauce...


You all fail.

We are talking about dead puppies, cute tender little dead dog babies, and all you can think of is making a barbecue of them?

Barbarian!

Skin them, marinate them for 24 hours in white wine (best is Riesling, the wine I conquered Strasbourg for), stiff them with minced bunny meat, them cook them in the with bacon, onions and herbs for at least one hour. (For the details, I have to ask my court cook.)

I had made this dish once back in 1780 when my first wife, Maria Theresa, was still alife. You should have seen her face when towards the end of the meal I told her that she was eating dead puppies stiffed with mincebunnies. That was fun.

Yayyyy, you're back- I missed you!!!

he's been busy preparing the BBQ sauce

I was going to quote that song. I'm surprised anyone else here has heard it.

I see dead puppies every day at work.

i love you.