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mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

SEP 09, 2007 03:17 PM

Zarth said:

mingol said:

Zarth said:

mingol said:
So does that mean I'm really a crippled, rifle-toting, betel leaf-chewing gangster from Uttar Pradesh? Cool.


I never had any doubts.


You know, we have some lovely mountains here that would be just right for a secret volcano base.


And coincidentally enough I've been looking for a new secret volcano base ever since I narrowly escaped the last one just seconds before its overloaded capacitors triggered that statistically-improbable eruption, forcing me to flee by jetpack (barely recovering my cat in time), and bringing all of my nefarious schemes to nought - yet again. - and compelling me to swear everlasting vengeance upon the man who foiled my plot.



Well, look me up if you're in the neighborhood. There are a few mountains here that might suit you, and my bhais could help fill the presumably depleted ranks of your thugs and henchmen.

Also, if you're inclined to choose an island for a base, I know of one that might interest you.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 09, 2007 03:39 PM

Well, the most critical component of any secluded island fortress is that it be able to host frequent illegal martial arts tournaments.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

SEP 09, 2007 03:43 PM

Zarth said:
Well, the most critical component of any secluded island fortress is that it be able to host frequent illegal martial arts tournaments.



Do nightly KTV lounge brawls count? Because if so, you're in luck.

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