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unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 07, 2007 08:55 PM

JusSumKrakr said:

Subrosa said:
I don't really believe you exist.



They do exist. I've seen them, eaten at them, and had a handjob at one of their carhop stations.



+1

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

SEP 07, 2007 08:57 PM

MW2K2 said:

Bill_the_Cat said:

Cassiel said:

Bill_the_Cat said:

Subrosa said:

Gilby said:


Some chicken is more portable than others.



I'm pretty sure that doesn't exist either. I don't know if it's part of the Sonic conspiracy, but it's definitely suspect.



Yeah. I'm pretty sure that farmer was photoshopped into that picture. A rooster that size would never consent to being leashed.



the radioactive sign on the warehouse in the bg might be a clue.



He's a radioactive farmer? That's how he managed to leash a rooster that big? He's got Spiderman strength?



You guys have it wrong. Radioactivity shrunk the farmer. The chicken is normal sized.



Well then they're standing on some really fine sand.

Greaser

Greaser

New Orleans, LA
July 2006

SEP 07, 2007 08:57 PM

Zarth said:

Greaser said:

Zarth said:
No, it's what Greaser wants you to think. Like he lives far away or something, when really he's posting from inside the house.


Have you checked the children?


Last I checked, they were safe in my stomach.

What are you plotting, fiend?!?


Why, nothing! I was just going to make some Sonic Popcorn Children...er...Chicken. Seriously, I don't know why I said "children". It's not made from children at all whatever

Soylent popcorn chicken, on the other hand....

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

SEP 07, 2007 08:59 PM

unravled said:

JusSumKrakr said:

Subrosa said:
I don't really believe you exist.



They do exist. I've seen them, eaten at them, and had a handjob at one of their carhop stations.



+1



That's one of the hottest "+1"s ever. tongue

connielingus

connielingus

Magnolia, NJ
September 2005

SEP 07, 2007 09:05 PM

My best friend and I curse Sonic every time we see the damned commercials!!

How dare they tempt our taste buds and be nowhere to be found. I call shenanigans!! mad

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

SEP 07, 2007 09:07 PM

We have a couple Sonics here.

Virtute

Virtute

Brooklyn, NY
July 2007

SEP 08, 2007 07:00 AM

PointBlank said:
Dear Sonic-

As far as i can tell, there isn't one around here for about 1000 miles, so stop with the advertising!

EDIT: I clearly posted this after only reading the title.



The closest one from here is Morgantown, Pennsylvania, 109 miles. That's a long way for tater tots and cherry limeade.

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

SEP 08, 2007 07:07 AM

I have never even heard of them, I keep thinking they sell burgers made of hedgehogs or something.

formerviking

formerviking

Denver, PA
May 2006

SEP 08, 2007 08:45 AM

JohnHaverchuck said:

PointBlank said:
Dear Sonic-

As far as i can tell, there isn't one around here for about 1000 miles, so stop with the advertising!

EDIT: I clearly posted this after only reading the title.



The closest one from here is Morgantown, Pennsylvania, 109 miles. That's a long way for tater tots and cherry limeade.



There's one in Morgantown ? Cool , that makes 2 ( that I know of ) in driving distance from me . I've only been to one once as I usually have other dining plans . And I usually get my portable chicken elsewhere .

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

SEP 08, 2007 10:21 AM

JohnHaverchuck said:

PointBlank said:
Dear Sonic-

As far as i can tell, there isn't one around here for about 1000 miles, so stop with the advertising!

EDIT: I clearly posted this after only reading the title.



The closest one from here is Morgantown, Pennsylvania, 109 miles. That's a long way for tater tots and cherry limeade.



I'm not convinced Morgantown exists either.

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

SEP 08, 2007 10:23 AM

Subrosa said:

JohnHaverchuck said:

PointBlank said:
Dear Sonic-

As far as i can tell, there isn't one around here for about 1000 miles, so stop with the advertising!

EDIT: I clearly posted this after only reading the title.



The closest one from here is Morgantown, Pennsylvania, 109 miles. That's a long way for tater tots and cherry limeade.



I'm not convinced Morgantown exists either.



How about Morgantown?

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

SEP 08, 2007 03:28 PM

is 'Brosa turning into Descartes?

Pudding

Pudding

San Pedro, CA
June 2005

SEP 08, 2007 03:38 PM

the mid-west is where Sonic Drive-Ins go to reproduce so that their young may carry on the message of Cheddar Bites and Route 44's.



it's true.

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

SEP 08, 2007 03:57 PM

There are 3 Sonics in my town of Greenville SC. My question, however, is whether Greenville exists.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

SEP 08, 2007 04:13 PM

i, too, used to despise the sonic commercials. are there even any sonics in the bay area? i didn't even believe that they existed. and then i moved to a town that had 2 sonics very close by. and now that i experienced sonics first hand, it is unbelievable. biggrin

wtfcupcakes

wtfcupcakes

Lake Placid, NY
July 2007

SEP 08, 2007 07:45 PM

JohnHaverchuck said:
I finally came within viewing distance of one in Delaware on the way to Ocean City, Maryland. Now that I moved, the Delaware one is still probably the closest to me.



what?! i went to ocean city md and i NEVER saw a sonic frown i did, however stop at wawa, which is essentially heaven. mmm, lemonade tea <3

towman501

towman501

Arlington, VA
January 2007

SEP 08, 2007 08:31 PM

phrogg said:
There are 3 Sonics in my town of Greenville SC. My question, however, is whether Greenville exists.



I'm pretty sure Greenville,SC exists, I lived there as a kid.
the nearest sonic to me is in Fredricksburg, about an hour south of DC. however, when we were in Charleston SC last month, they were everywhere, like starbucks. loved the slushies.

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