I want to Learn how to Knit Like a Bad-Ass

Because Truly, This is awesome

What's the matter, basket weaving isn't badass enough for you?

Psh, Basket weaving is so last year. Besides, they were never "Bad-Ass"

You ever try stabbing someone with a basket? It takes fucking forever

Its awesome on a beautiful girl ... on somebody else, perhaps not so awesome.

I has Idea for how to make it look good on a Guy.

Winter is coming. I must be fashionable

Well it definitely kicks the shit out of the standard knit cap with one of those furry balls on top.

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GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU DEMON!!!!!!

KNITTING =

I think if you just go into a room full of swords or knives and sit in the middle and knit. You can knit anything and be bad ass.

if that had .. like a skull on it or something.

I think it would be cool for a guy if it was army green, maybe with a black mohawk bit.

Knitting is really not at all hard, either. Go hang around a sewing store until you see a cute girl in the yarn section and ask her to show you how.

not very waterproof is it

Some one's been Reading Diesel Sweeties.

Anyway, my plan is to make a hat like the one I showed, but to leave a gap where the mohawk is, and have my own Hawk Go through it.

Just like Scotty-Too-Hotty

Psshhhhhh. Real badasses weave on a loom.