Uniform of the Lame

yeah, you know all those jokes you guys make about the navy being gay?

you may be on to something.

look at what i'm stuck wearing today for work.

/point-laugh-mock

Tucking it in doesn't help either.

exactly.

did you know that something like .18 to .36 cents to the dollar (i forget) actually goes to charities in the united way the rest covers administrative costs and operating overhead.

+1

Buttsecks?

You know, for charity.

at least everyone else in base is dressed the same, so it lessens the embarrassment somewhat. still...

oh, and i guess we're going to go do some volunteer work out in the community today, so i get to wear this shit in public. terrific!

That shirt isn't stylish enough to be gay. Unless we're talking, like, retarded gay.

Wow. At least you are doing the community a service.

But pink flowers?

Sorry, Crisp. Just ... wow.

it was drawn by, get this, a junior in high school. i think we're talking, like, stupid retarded gay.

Definitely not fabulous.

yet adequate by south carolina education standards.

You and your Canadian toleration. Where is the stabby Martini I know and must make fuck with?

Like such as.

it transcends "stupid retarded gay"...........

retards do better art,,,,,and are way more creative.....

Da, spol chas zdaj.

I'd call my congressman. How are we going to fin Bin Laden with shirts like that?

Having said that, the United Way is a great charity.

Are those the new dress whites? Classy!

And here I thought this was gonna be a thread about Yankees jerseys.

*ducks imminent flaming*

-TM

this piece is really nice

so i spent the past 5 hours digging holes and getting dirty, and this fucking shirt just looks more and more out of place.

Wait you're in the Navy and they make you wear that ?

You're right. Diggin holes in dark blue long sleeved coveralls or utilities would have been much better...