need yr help

find me the picture of the sparrow crying over the other dead sparrow

and

the 'what you see before you die' cat macro thing

thx

♥

*calls the cops*

I dont know the other one you're talking about.

Keep your eye on the sparrow.

is there one w/o the text?

you just want everything huh???...I know, I can sleep on the couch tonight...

What do i look like, a genie?

depends. would you be a sexy one?

I want a sexy genie.

This one ok?

excellent. Now have her to my house by now please.

Oh uh ... she's busy ... I'll uh ... send her over when she's done?

Sigh. I guess so.

You're fired. Those are swallows.

I tried. All I got was this.

I'd like her better if her face wasn't sucked in quite so tight.

you're too picky

... possibly could have done better with more time, but I could sense time was of the essense ... thanks go to Dainty for finding one with a smaller thingy to remove

My pleasure, so how bout rush ordering me my sexy genie plzthx.

Sorry I uh ... have her tied up ... not literally ...

ok yeah ... literally.

But then she's got some photoshopping to do for me before I can let her leave.

Sigh. Fine. Send me Jenna Jameson in a genie outfit plz...
Or Pete Wentz, I could use his ugly peen right about now..

As much as I would like to say I have that kind of access to Ms. Jameson, alas, I do not. I'm flattered that you would pretend I did though.

Have you seen Jenna Jameson lately?

I have and I would still do her...she is still cute as hell, and I prefer small boobs anyway.