I showed my man

Nope.

In English- Fuck you. Keep mocking me Iggy, no strippers for you.

yea, real adorable that I cannot understand what you two gits are talking about...

We were talking about how fabulous you are

liar. I know Iggy too well and he has never said anything kind about me...



le sigh.

no, en serio

liar Iggy. When are you serious???

i'm totally gonna do you both.

You understood that!

Yes I did. Believe it or not my cousins are spanish.

i quote from your testiomonials, by yours kindly

""your second testimonial virginity is mine! PWAHA! MIsguided though she may be in her "control" over me, still a super awesome gal who deserves the best. So yeah. I'm watching you all T_T""

I guess someone hacked my account and posted for me.

Well, not often. It's a defense mechanism. Otherwise I'd've killed myself maybe a year or two ago.

Totally serious there.

Okay, well that was the only nice thing you ever said about me...what were you 2 talking about???
BTW- I am always nice to you...even when you're an asshole.

And don't kill yourself I heart you...kinda maybe not.

your appreciation thread begs to differ. Many times.

and you pretend to crack whips at me, which you would if we were roomates i'm sure! In my opinion and upbringing, not very nice.

How many threads did I make you???
I defend your silly ass all the time...kinda.
I am very good to you!!!
And you would love me cracking whips at you because it would be fun and stuff...
...oh my gawsh is this our first fight??? ♥
And didn't you say you wanted to beat me with a spiked paddle???

hardly a fight. i'm laughing inside. lol.

I am laughing outside...at you. wimp.
♥

AUG 17, 2007 09:54 PM
"I love him like an emo boy loves girls jeans."

Do you remember that???

I am wayyyy nicer to you.

well duh. I'm an asshole. And proud. I'm not denying that. I'm just saying i've been nice once in a blue moon.

I concur. You are hardly nice...that's why you are my sidekick, because I too am hardly nice....
And you are my favorite person on this site. There I said it! Happy??? [Like you care, BWAH HA HAA!]

Let's get to the makeup sex already, mmmkay?

sry. i only do single gals

it's a morality thing.

I will call you in a week...

[not working out is not so grate aktully. having a bad boyfriend makes me a bad girlfriend I assume...]